Thread: What is this little Gem?

I like it

Obsidian?

Its a black pearl.
Inserted under the foreskin of a penis it adds to the pleasure of a woman and the pain for a catamite.

If its second hand best wash your hands. NOW.

Oreens

And I think I understand your link, Jack. 555

I've heard of them being referred to as "Greek Worry Stones".

You rub your thumb or finger in it for a calming experience.

I detect doubt in the ether. I am world renowned expert in everyfuckingthing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearli..._modification)

Orrens

Luigi sold me this and it's really helping.

Alien stones....

Don't forget to secure well, rolling stones gather no mess

Looks like a 70's style cigarette ashtray, made of Obsidian.

Either that or Jeff just pissed out his gallstones

It looks like a sperm collector to me where after a dozen men cum in it a nice Japanese woman will be fed with a single gulp.

Humm ... my imagination obviously isn't devious enough.

I simply just thought it was a chopsticks resting stone.

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I thougt it was haematite.
Googling for healing properties produced this:
"Haematite (sometimes spelt as Hematite or Hemetite) is primarily a very protective and grounding stone, excellent for people who feel off with the fairies a lot or have trouble knuckling down to concentrate on something. ... Haematite is good to carry when in need of balance...", which ties in with the use as a calming agent as mentioned above.

Rosary beads

Originally Posted by Maanaam

excellent for people who feel off with the fairies

...particularly if it's a blind date...

So it's not a sperm collector?

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

I like it

Your turd shape after eating one of my wife's pies?

^ I think dented turds are more a thing after having dinner and drinks with Tom and going back to his place.

...^next time take the douche when it's offered...

Originally Posted by tomcat

...^next time take the douche when it's offered...

I was constipated.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

I was constipated

...no problem: latex gloves...

Originally Posted by tomcat

...no problem: latex gloves...

You offered a douche, but not the gloves.
Next time, eh?

Originally Posted by Maanaam

You offered a douche, but not the gloves.
Next time, eh?

...kindly admire my restraint...

Originally Posted by Orrens

Its a black pearl.
Inserted under the foreskin of a penis it adds to the pleasure of a woman and the pain for a catamite.

Maybe we should defer to the resident expert on catamounting.

tomcat, have you heard of such a thing?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearli..._modification)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearli...7%E7%89%87.jpg