Yesterday wife comes from work all excited to tell me about Kiefer.
I say what? Kiefer Sutherland? She says "yes that".
Ok. Did you have a movie in mind? 24 perhaps? Was there news on the internet about movie or something?
What you say? Kiefer!
No, it's NOT A PEOPLE she gets all annoyed and she doesn't speak to me for the rest of the night.
As usual, I go confused to bed wondering what a fuck I did.
Just now she is back from work and see her mixing a white substance with milk.
I ask her what this is and she says all excited "KIEFER". I order from the Internet.
Oh, fuck.