Yesterday wife comes from work all excited to tell me about Kiefer.

I say what? Kiefer Sutherland? She says "yes that".

Ok. Did you have a movie in mind? 24 perhaps? Was there news on the internet about movie or something?

What you say? Kiefer!

No, it's NOT A PEOPLE she gets all annoyed and she doesn't speak to me for the rest of the night.

As usual, I go confused to bed wondering what a fuck I did.

Just now she is back from work and see her mixing a white substance with milk.

I ask her what this is and she says all excited "KIEFER". I order from the Internet.


Oh, fuck.