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    Getting to work difficult?



    Střídání obsluhy majáku, zaměstnání snů ...

    Google translate says Polish ... Shifting lighthouse operator, dream job
    “Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago”

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    How did you stumble upon that Dave?

    A man being pulled up a huge phallus

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    I have an honorary Uncle/cousin.

    He's old enough to be my Dad.

    He just sends through stuff like this.

    Most of it's cringeworthy, but an occasional gem.
    “Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago”

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    The A9 in Germany is bad enough...especially if it's Dutch grocklebox season.

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    This is indicative of what my 'Uncle' also sends me ...

    A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
    “We will heel you
    We will save your sole
    We will even dye for you.”

    SIGN OVER A GYNAECOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    IN A PODIATRIST'S OFFICE:
    "Time wounds all heels."

    ON A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK:
    “Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”

    AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for,
    You've come to the right place."

    ON A PLUMBER'S TRUCK :
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    AT A TYRE SHOP IN MILWAUKEE :
    "Invite us to your next blowout."

    ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    IN A NON-SMOKING AREA:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

    ON A MATERNITY ROOM DOOR:
    "Push. Push. Push."

    AT A CAR DEALERSHIP:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

    OUTSIDE A CAR EXHAUST SHOP:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

    IN A VETERINARIAN'S WAITING ROOM:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
    However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

    IN A RESTAURANT WINDOW:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

    IN THE FRONT YARD OF A FUNERAL HOME:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    AT A PROPANE FILLING STATION:
    "Thank Heaven for little grills."

    IN A CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."

    AND THE BEST ONE FOR LAST.
    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
    “Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago”

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    That's definitely a Monday morning.

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    BTW, if you wonder how things like this might be engineered, there's a great episode of the BBC's Seven Wonders of the Industrial World on Bell Rock's Lighthouse.


    It's Episode 3 of a fantastic series.

    https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/167...__---_Volume_1

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    The Perfect Storm, verzija Polski

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