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  1. 23-03-2018, 02:18 AM #26
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    That was at high school, he never got over it
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  2. 23-03-2018, 07:49 AM #27
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    Couple of angry wanking stalkers...How nice...Heh...
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  3. 23-03-2018, 07:57 AM #28
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    Why did I opt for that finger painting class?


    Only fish knows.
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  4. 23-03-2018, 07:58 AM #29
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    Why wank for small change when one can be a big jerk?














    Go fish?
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  5. 23-03-2018, 11:27 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Uncle bob
    When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up
    Guy 1: What the hell is an Uncle Bob?
    Guy 2: It's when you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their     mouth shut so they can't spit it up slash puke it up
    #unclebob#uncle bob#duct tape#unclebobbing#shit
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    Why not call it the legendary Urban Pie?
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  6. 24-03-2018, 11:50 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    They are not for Zebras to cross the road, they are black and white and resemble zebras.
    If they were just all black crossings without the white stripes, they would be called African crossings
    they're black and white to be politically correct
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  7. 24-03-2018, 11:54 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    There is a ham sandwich...
    simon has a ham sandwich every time he makes contact on his radio
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  8. 24-03-2018, 12:46 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    It’s from Hamburg, which is 500 km away from where Frankfurters come from. Sports coats were designed for people taking part in shooting events. Adultery is not etymologically related to the word “adult”, it is related to adulteration and means breach of faith. All the other questions appear to be from stupid people trying to be funny, I may be wrong.
    Why is DrBob named after a puppet?

    Why do Moslems & Jews live in Hamburg?

    If we have Hamburgers, Nurnbergers, Vienna schnitzel, Frankfurters etc, where then must Bratwurst originate?

    Why were French fries invented in Belgium?
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  9. 24-03-2018, 04:51 PM #34
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    Why is there a book titled The Quite American.
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  10. 24-03-2018, 04:57 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by reddog View Post
    Why is there a book titled The Quite American.
    A metaphor....
    The title and content.
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  11. 24-03-2018, 06:16 PM #36
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    Why aren't there spelling books in Aussieland?
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  12. 24-03-2018, 08:17 PM #37
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    Mums the word,i was quite tired but found a quiet place and thought I will ouit whilst ahead.
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  13. 24-03-2018, 08:45 PM #38
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    Why do fish get thirsty?
    Why do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

    This one should be a sticky

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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  14. 25-03-2018, 09:42 AM #39
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    Indeed...WTF?...555...
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  15. 26-03-2018, 01:39 PM #40
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    Why do they call it a 'blow' job. Shouldn't it be called a suckjob?
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  16. 27-03-2018, 12:05 AM #41
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    Why are there so many rocket scientists yet no rockets?
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  17. 27-03-2018, 07:39 AM #42
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    Google it...Go fish...
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  18. 29-03-2018, 10:44 PM #43
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    How did the person who created the first clock know what time it was?
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  19. 29-03-2018, 10:52 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    How did the person who created the first clock know what time it was?
    was he at the crack of dawn ?

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  20. 30-03-2018, 01:12 PM #45
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    ^ Leopard-print shoes...How nice...
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