Thread: Quitting Smoking cold turkey.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

you will always relapse

...and a serial relapser will always remind others that he's about to quit...

Oh well....at least he's not having a prolapse.

Imagine that, coughing up black gunk from his lungs and now he wants to plant some more black gunky shit in there.

I'm disappointed, Chitty. Really disappointed.

Think I might go and have a cry for you now.

Bye.

Lighting one up right now, in memoriam....

Smoke em if ya got em...

FFS.

Don't be so close to quitting, then start up again.

Cut up the rest of the shit that you have and be done with them.

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THE world’s ex-smokers have all quietly taken up the habit again because why not, researchers has found.

Reformed puffers across the globe explained that have gone back on their healthy lifestyle because they have no pensions, no hope and no chance of a future.

Tom Booker said: “I hadn’t had a cigarette eight years until this week, then I saw that Donald Trump was putting babies in cages.

“My grandparents smoked through World War Two, my great-grandparents smoked through World War One, and if I’m to be forced to bear witness to the resurgence of fascism I might as well do it with a nicotine buzz.


“Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is my retirement plan. I’m thinking of the children.”

^ reminds me of

Originally Posted by Dillinger

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Thank you, sir! Sincerely.

Now that response was unnecessary, and a truly pathetic gesture, on your part, sir. Apparently you're not a true Dillinger after all, eh?

5 cigs yesterday 0 today,

I was hooked up to a myriad of monitors and they were beeping and there was a screen showing blocked arteries. The doctor asked my wife if she would pay the bill and she said yes. That was nice. The bill was 300,000 baht. The doctor told me the next time would be a bit more if they got to me in time if I continued to smoke. I have not had a cigarette since and that was four years ago.

^^ Good stuff.


Try this method.

The next cigarette you are allowed to have, is when England win a World Cup.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

5 cigs yesterday 0 today,

Good for you. Excellent emoticon expression. I definitely empathize with your dilemma. Keep up with the continued good work

Originally Posted by TuskegeeBen

Keep up with the good work

...you're only encouraging him...

Originally Posted by Luigi

The next cigarette you are allowed to have, is when England win a World Cup.

You should have a bet on that, they're paying 10/1.

For those who don't know how gambling odds work, if you put $100 on England winning the WC @ 10/1 you would lose $100

Originally Posted by Headworx

You should have a bet on that, they're paying 10/1.

For those who don't know how gambling odds work, if you put $100 on England winning the WC @ 10/1 you would lose $100

Out of repo sorry.

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The Ockers dont like it up 'em
Dry humped by Peru
And the only team in the World Cup not to score a single goal in open play.

Originally Posted by tomcat

...you're only encouraging him...

And exactly what, are the likes of you offering-up, instead,? Huh? Zilch, as usual.

Lighting one up as we speak....

^While bathing in a post scat masturbation glow?.

Anyway don't just stop at one, chain-smoke like a chimney and do us all a huge favour.

Originally Posted by Headworx

bathing in a post scat masturbation glow

...not sure what this is, but it sounds like fun...

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Lighting one up as we speak....

That's a new one on me, boasting about being a quitter!

Today my health kick starts, this oppressive heat at the moment is slowing me down and a cig makes me stop.
Compared to the energy levels I had last month when I was nicotine free...

Fashionable.....