Thread: Breakthrough Invention Arrives in BKK!

...Japanese company promotes latest grooming tool for men: ...Spouse spent 2 weeks in Tokyo and brought me...this.

Certainly a lot of grandpappies needing those. Sometimes I want to attack them with my little eyebrow scissors.

I always get a huge urge to pluck those pretentiously long hairs off their facial moles.

I prefer the Gandalf look.
Whatever next, plucking and shaping eyebrows for men?
Lipstick for men soon to follow.

Fer christ's sake, let your barber trim your eyebrows. And ear hair, too!

Japanese Prime Minister Tomiichi Murayama brushes his eyebrows before delivering a speech in Osaka, Japan



No! Just cut the blasted things off!

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Lipstick for men soon to follow.

...don't see why not: 50 shades of...say...grey for evening, brighter tones for daytime...unhinge your chastity belt and let desires not found in nature express themselves...

My Barber trims my eyebrows everytime I get a haircut, about every 6 weeks.

...does he also offer a braiding service?...

...a young man (the one on the right) demonstrates the effects of male beauty products and a disabled barber:

Originally Posted by tomcat

demonstrates the effects of male beauty products

Need I say more?
Leave me with my Gandalf eyebrows, crows feet, leathery skin and eternal 5 o'clock shadow.

...however, a self-described Adonis like yourself may need a little cosmetic formaldehyde to preserve a rapidly desiccating husk...

^^If you don't groom your eyebrows out and use a little hair gel, you won't be looking like Gandalf. You will look like Andy Rooney!

Happy ending included?...

Originally Posted by tomcat

rapidly desiccating husk

I've admitted that.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

leathery skin

I used to have a small pair of scissors with curved blades, ideal for trimming eyebrows, ears and nostril hair. The ex appropriated them.

^^ Is that you?

^ An airline took mine once. Can't board with those deadly little scissors.

Will this tool work on nosehair?

They need something for nosehair too.

I always want to pluck my step dad's nose hair sticking out.

Originally Posted by tomcat

...Japanese company promotes latest grooming tool for men: ...Spouse spent 2 weeks in Tokyo and brought me...this.

Not Japanese. It's from Texas it says so right on the packaging.

Originally Posted by Thailandbound

Will this tool work on nosehair?

...yes, though the feminine version is a little more expensive...

Originally Posted by tomcat

though the feminine version

That's like saying, "The feminine version of a tampon".

Originally Posted by Maanaam

That's like saying, "The feminine version of a tampon".

...are you suggesting you use the masculine version? Where can I get one?...

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Whatever next, plucking and shaping eyebrows for men?

I pluck my eyebrows.

It is not gay if you only do it when an odd stray long one appears.

About 1 in 100 of my eyebrow hairs grows to an oddly gandalfian length and has to be culled from the herd like a black sheep.

Originally Posted by Looper

I pluck my eyebrows

...not a total surprise...

Originally Posted by Looper

It is not gay

...*cough*...



...*snigger*...