Thread: what's your favorite urban legend?

A good urban legend must be both believable and outrageous. Have any favorites? Here's one of mine: A friend of mine in a Midwest American city knew a FedEx deliveryman who attempted to deliver a package to a suburban couple. On his 3rd try, he noticed a burning smell and summoned the police. Kicking down the door, the police discovered the couple on the sofa in a gruesome embrace. They were blackened and still smoldering, nearly carbonized by electrocution. It turns out that the electrical short from their set of his and hers butt plugs (manufactured in China) had them on slow cook for days. My friend swears that this is true.

I got emailrd the hoary old warning about a stranger getting into the back seat at gas stations not that long ago.

Kentucky Fried Rat

My wife bumped into a, also, pregnant woman the other day. My wife asked her if she knew the sex of her baby ? Even though the woman had never been for a scan she said "it's a girl" reason she knew the sex was because it's head had always been on the left side.
My wife also tells me that local women, where I live, believe if a woman eats spicey food while pregnant the baby will be born bald.

A woman masterbated using a live lobster as some kind of dildo & burned it's head to make it wiggle, giving her an extra thrill. The lobster was pregnant & the stress caused it to lay some eggs inside her which subsequently hatched & killed her.

True or not?

Apparantly, true.

Sick bitch.