Thread: Brit commits suicide jumping from seventh floor of Bangkok hotel restaurant

Don't shoot the messenger it's sad days but life goes on .

You are no fucking messenger, you wanker. You are an irresponsible guttersnipe daubing a fucking toilet wall with your graffiti.

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You've hurt my feelings ,

Kind of a cool way to go. Get dressed up, have a nice drink at the Westin, quietly make your way to edge. Pretty dignified stuff.

Not sure if this is just me, but I couldn't help but wonder whether he had paid his bar tab first, and also whether he had tipped generously. If so, then that fully wraps up the "suicide with dignity and class" circle.

RIP

It's not a cool way to go at all. It's selfish, inconsiderate and pathetic.

What if he'd landed on someone? What he landed on a taxi? What if any kids saw him land on the tarmac? That would haunt a kid for the rest of their lives.

Ok so if he has to jump, find a derelict building or a cliff. Jump into the river.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

What if he'd landed on someone? What he landed on a taxi? What if any kids saw him land on the tarmac? That would haunt a kid for the rest of their lives.

Ok so if he has to jump, find a derelict building or a cliff. Jump into the river.

I agree with all of that. I was half joking

And yet, there is that other half.....

Originally Posted by redhaze

Kind of a cool way to go. Get dressed up, have a nice drink at the Westin, quietly make your way to edge. Pretty dignified stuff.

Yes, quite nice work i Recon.

Just a few points though,

If he was indeed a proper Pom he would of had a last meal consisting of Fish and Chips wrapped up in news paper and had his best pair of socks and Sandles on.

I fear he was not the real deal, way to over dressed.

Thais are so used to Poms jumping from Balconies they assume automatically that every coont that fly's is a Pom.

I can see how they work that one out, not fuking hard is it.

Your tired 'perspectives' are about 40 years too old to even qualify as cliches.

Aren't all these feeble, dismally punctuated attempts at 'wind ups' starting to get a bit wearying even for you?

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Oh come on Man,

I suspect you are a Pom contemplating a jump and have not got a decent pair of socks and Sandles to wear.

No need to get on my case.

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Sad.
Is there a better way to go without inconveniencing people though?

yes there is

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

And this scummy little forum isn't much better for publishing it.
Trash is trash, I suppose.

Congrats, and you are a Trash Member.


*By the way, when are you jumping?

Originally Posted by redhaze

Kind of a cool way to go. Get dressed up, have a nice drink at the Westin, quietly make your way to edge. Pretty dignified stuff.

Not sure if this is just me, but I couldn't help but wonder whether he had paid his bar tab first, and also whether he had tipped generously. If so, then that fully wraps up the "suicide with dignity and class" circle.

RIP

So, you are teenager, eh? Figures. Either that or a septic moron.

So, you're a person who doesn't understand sarcasm eh? Figures. Is that exclusively an old person thing? Either that or you're just a Euro trash moron

Err, it seems you are the one who cannot comprehend sarcasm, evidently.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

So, you are teenager, eh? Figures. Either that or a septic moron.

That's not sarcasm buddy. That's just you being a dumb asshole and probably a drunk as well

Originally Posted by bobo746

When the Tories win all the seats in this election a few more jumpers are expected.

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Another coalition for sure ,

If you want points for style, do it from the State Tower. And don't pay for your Bollinger.


FAIL

Death by gorging on LT's pies and savaged by his poodle would be a front pager.

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that would be a new craze jumping without paying your bill I can't see DJ Pat doing that .

Yes but I didn't pay the bill for good reason, such as inferior service, food and treatment.

If I get an establishment a cut price shirt sponsorship deal with a football team playing in an international expat league (9yrs ago) then when I visit, I expect at least a free beer...and I mean at least.

So whoever sympathises with Oh My Cod chip shop in Soi Rambutree, they can fuck themselves.....and several did sympathise.

Originally Posted by HermantheGerman

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

And this scummy little forum isn't much better for publishing it.
Trash is trash, I suppose.

Congrats, and you are a Trash Member.


*By the way, when are you jumping?

I should imagine when the baht hits 35 to the pound after a hard brexit

If you'd eaten one of LT's pies the lift wouldn't budge past the ground floor,in fact you'd be in danger of ending up in the basement.

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There's something fishy about that post,

Did the suicide jumper leave enough cash to have his body repatriated to England or did he burn his bridges back there and couldn't give a shit anyway?

Zero sympathy