Thread: Best 5 Star Hotel in BKK

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

They really do keep the riff-raff out. I have not been into a room

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Originally Posted by Digby Fantona

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I think you should stay at the Atlanta, they know how to keep the riff raff out.

The Atlanta also does not welcome undomesticated people – the sort of people who do not know how to sit on a chair or at table, who do not know how to behave, and whose appearance and manners are so disgraceful as to bring disrepute upon their own countrymen. Their presence puts other people off. These undomesticated people should stay home lest the Thais take one look at them and say, "Mother, father no teach", which is one of the most opprobrious reflections that can be made about a person in the Thai idiom.

The Atlanta Hotel, Bangkok

You have a seriously warped sense of humour to be able to recommend that God-fearing people should stay in this part of Bangkok. The Atlanta is home to vast hordes of cats and anybody who has even the mildest allergy should not enter the soi unless equipped with a mask and goggles.

Stars are unimportant and very rarely do they truly reflect the true nature of the hotel.

I'm afraid that's pretty fucking retarded, even for you.

I booked the Penicillin for 4 nights and the Oriental for 4. N
Sadly no butler at either location, but I will make due. Mrs. Chi can prepare my daily wardrobe, turn down the bed covers a night, and other tasks beneath me....

Originally Posted by toslti

W Hotel

Class joint.

Hopefully you won't need Any penicillin

Comfort, ease of convenience in a fine location with excellent service and fine restaurants there are three to choose from according to one's favoured spot in the capital: By the river, then it's the Oriental, approximate to the CBD then the Siam Kempinski and in Sukhumvit I would take the Sheraton.

Sheraton is nice for relaxing, good food too, great Brunch on Sundays with Jazz and free flow of wines and everything else

hangover guaranteed

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I think you should stay at the Atlanta, they know how to keep the riff raff out.

The Atlanta also does not welcome undomesticated people – the sort of people who do not know how to sit on a chair or at table, who do not know how to behave, and whose appearance and manners are so disgraceful as to bring disrepute upon their own countrymen. Their presence puts other people off. These undomesticated people should stay home lest the Thais take one look at them and say, "Mother, father no teach", which is one of the most opprobrious reflections that can be made about a person in the Thai idiom.

The Atlanta Hotel, Bangkok

Seekingasylum is the manager here.?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

and in Sukhumvit I would take the Sheraton.

Yes, but would they take you ?

Actually in Suk that one that's inside Terminal 21 is pretty good, especially if you're only in town for a bit of shopping.

You can walk straight into T21 and back into the hotel with your winnings.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Oriental, approximate to the CBD then the Siam Kempinski and in Sukhumvit I would take the Sheraton

Yep. All good. No shortage of good hotels in Bangkok.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Actually in Suk that one that's inside Terminal 21 is pretty good, especially if you're only in town for a bit of shopping.

You can walk straight into T21 and back into the hotel with your winnings.

With Thai mall prices it's more like losings.

Originally Posted by Norton

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Oriental, approximate to the CBD then the Siam Kempinski and in Sukhumvit I would take the Sheraton

Yep. All good. No shortage of good hotels in Bangkok.

Some of the best 4/5-star values in the world...

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Actually in Suk that one that's inside Terminal 21 is pretty good, especially if you're only in town for a bit of shopping.

I've stayed there, Grande centre point? I went there because it was mentioned in the top ten hotel pools in bangkok. The pool was closed when I went, it had those mechanical jap toilets, one button said enema, it did as well. I'm sure the hotel was alcohol free too

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Actually in Suk that one that's inside Terminal 21 is pretty good, especially if you're only in town for a bit of shopping.

You can walk straight into T21 and back into the hotel with your winnings.

With Thai mall prices it's more like losings.

We aren't talking about poor people here, stop casting envious glances and go and eat your gruel.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Actually in Suk that one that's inside Terminal 21 is pretty good, especially if you're only in town for a bit of shopping.

I've stayed there, Grande centre point? I went there because it was mentioned in the top ten hotel pools in bangkok. The pool was closed when I went, it had those mechanical jap toilets, one button said enema, it did as well. I'm sure the hotel was alcohol free too

Ah yes, the toilet's like a fucking A380 cockpit.

The pool was open when I was there, but I must admit I got pissed in Cowboy, stumbled to bed and had an early flight in the morning, but I believe it has a cocktail bar.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Actually in Suk that one that's inside Terminal 21 is pretty good, especially if you're only in town for a bit of shopping.

You can walk straight into T21 and back into the hotel with your winnings.

With Thai mall prices it's more like losings.

We aren't talking about poor people here, stop casting envious glances and go and eat your gruel.

I am not poor.

I spend 65 days a year in Sheraton that's across that crappy centre point.... and yes I always see the pool being empty. Probably because it's in the shade or it simply sucks.

Originally Posted by chitown

I booked the Penicillin for 4 nights and the Oriental for 4. N
Sadly no butler at either location, but I will make due. Mrs. Chi can prepare my daily wardrobe, turn down the bed covers a night, and other tasks beneath me....

I am sure that you will get a turn down service every night anyway along with a chocolate or two.

I hope that you enjoy your trip and... of course... we need a thread on it.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Actually, I do have the coin ... but prefer a less insulated experience.

Yeah, your 2 kids would hate the pool and kids club there

The landmark is well located but i think the rooms are ordinary for the money. Rembrandts not bad. I lived there for 3 months.

My favourite is the Intercontinental when i can get a deal.
I stay in the Landmark 2-3 times a year, it is really only a 4* but reliable.
JW Marriot is good but there are so many Arabs who just do not control their children, last two times i stayed there were kids playing with a ball in the corridor and their room doors open with the tv on full volume at 0300.

Arrry, Weren't you recommending shit holes in CM last week for 1200 baht.?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Actually in Suk that one that's inside Terminal 21 is pretty good, especially if you're only in town for a bit of shopping.

You can walk straight into T21 and back into the hotel with your winnings.

With Thai mall prices it's more like losings.

We aren't talking about poor people here, stop casting envious glances and go and eat your gruel.

Originally Posted by hick

THAT'S how you finger me?? Farking Lebua.

And 'YourDaddy' is (Serb?) Canadian with a wife who doesn't put out and an interest in Japanese girls.


Rings a bell, somehow.

^ Ok...Budd might be an additional 'red one' as well - I'm not really sure.
I can't keep up.