Hey newbies, it doesn't matter if you were banned.

**BoredRigid** · 25-08-2007, 09:52 PM

The snake was rather smaller, and you were quite a bit further away from it, then your story suggested....

**terry57** · 25-08-2007, 09:57 PM

well the bastard thing was 4 metres long so i suppose it was'nt a bad idea to be on koh samui considering that snake was on koh phan gan.

i might be a gun firefighter but those king cobra's are not to be messed with.

have you heard to latest news. ?

there's a newbie floating around called " english noodles."

sounds like big trouble coming teak doors way.

**BoredRigid** · 25-08-2007, 09:59 PM

What's wrong with English noodles? Everything English is good.

Have you moved to Thailand yet Terry, or still advising from afar...

**Thetyim** · 25-08-2007, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

well the bastard thing was 4 metres long

Did you miss out the "centi" there

**BoredRigid** · 25-08-2007, 10:04 PM

Hahahaha. Good one Thetyim. You've heard Terry's stories before then.

**terry57** · 25-08-2007, 10:04 PM

not yet mate as im still earning money so i can get on the piss with some fellas i know.

they got drinking problems so i need plenty of dosh to maybe help them in the future when they need a liver transplant.

but im still giving out my top advise from foreign lands far away to help out the believers.

why do you ask,? you need some info.?

**BoredRigid** · 25-08-2007, 10:06 PM

You're always my first point of call if I need advice, Bishop Terrence.

Actually, the land office are getting a bit steep with their bribe demands, any advice?

**terry57** · 25-08-2007, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by BoredRigid

Hahahaha. Good one Thetyim. You've heard Terry's stories before then.

he sure has , because he was a TV member before the beginning of christ, wernt you mate.

**mad_dog** · 25-08-2007, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by buriramboy

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

As was the bar.

What were they going to do with a bar?? stack it full of billyboys, until they realised bar half the moderating team there was actually no demand for it???

Full of teenaged lads and diamond in the rough girls from Khon Khen was probably the idea. They probably would have done a full page spread on the first 'CHASHIER"/ poster marriage.

**terry57** · 25-08-2007, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by BoredRigid

You're always my first point of call if I need advice, Bishop Terrence.

Actually, the land office are getting a bit steep with their bribe demands, any advice?

firstly i would have you know ive changed my name to " clarence " and secondly, a nice little bribe concerning people of questionable gender might be able to solve your problems with the land orifice, if you get my drift.

oh yes, they do appreciate " johnny walker black "

**BoredRigid** · 25-08-2007, 10:16 PM

The missus decided on an alternative route - tape the conversations with the corrupt boss. The head boy is soon to get a shock...
(Of course her familly may get gunned down thereafter...)

**lom** · 25-08-2007, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

oh yes, they do appreciate " johnny walker black "

They rather have an envelope.

**BoredRigid** · 25-08-2007, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by lom

Originally Posted by terry57

oh yes, they do appreciate " johnny walker black "

They rather have an envelope.

They'll be getting an envelope with their P45 inside...
(yeah 20 is up.)

**terry57** · 25-08-2007, 10:20 PM

^
there in its self lies the conundrum.

if one likes the wifes family its a problem but if one only likes the wifes family a tad. its not a problem.

besides that, one might inherit the buffalows.

thats why you ask me the hard questions, as i have the correct answers.

**mad_dog** · 25-08-2007, 10:52 PM

I expect baldrick and other members hold the key to the stable of lads available. A shrine has been set up to honour David Arthur founding member of TV and "political prisoner" of the cause.

**BoredRigid** · 25-08-2007, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

^
there in its self lies the conundrum.

if one likes the wifes family its a problem but if one only likes the wifes family a tad. its not a problem.

besides that, one might inherit the buffalows.

thats why you ask me the hard questions, as i have the correct answers.

Actually we've sold the land because we don't like her familly....

**terry57** · 26-08-2007, 12:15 AM

did you score the buffalows and has your wife got a sister who needs to save some 70 year old fella from himself.?

sick buffalows always go down a treat in the money raising stakes.

**Mid** · 26-08-2007, 12:49 AM

and so it goes on ,

Joe's favourate mod strikes again ..............

like I said , can't talk about it there , read about it here ......................

**Marmite the Dog** · 26-08-2007, 01:10 AM

I'm still trying to work out why anyone posts on TV.

**extras** · 26-08-2007, 01:13 AM

to wind them up for one

**Mid** · 26-08-2007, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I'm still trying to work out why anyone posts on TV.

safe haven for the rose coloured glasses brigade .......................

**November Rain** · 26-08-2007, 01:39 AM

Yeah, well, Mid, even the rose coloured glasses brigade get pissed off sometimes. That post you just quoted was closing my thread. Hence, queen of the rose coloured glasses is trying it out here, now.

**Mid** · 26-08-2007, 01:50 AM

welcome to the mosh pit ,

please check your weapons at the door

all beverages are alcoholic ..............

**November Rain** · 26-08-2007, 01:58 AM

All bevvies are alcoholic? That'll do me!

How come I've moved to Bangkok? Weird.

**CharleyFarley** · 26-08-2007, 02:43 AM

^^it's a nice feature that stops you being pinned down.
I've been all over Thailand with just >20 posts. It settles down after 1000 posts

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