Thread: So what did I miss?

I'm still stubbornly heterosexual - despite the best attempts by my sexually confused TD brethren, to entice me over to the dark side...

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

I'm still stubbornly heterosexual - despite the best attempts by my sexually confused TD brethren, to entice me over to the dark side...

Strangely enough [not really] Richard, TD has a rich tradition of twisted inner-homophobic denial and disclaiming-shouting-the-loudest contest from the most sensitive of macho guys/real men.......and the omnipresent of gay references, insults, accusations, puns, back-handed humour, etc sprinkled throughout any given thread is a way of life within this most abrasive venue.

Latent poofery rises to the occasion more often than not.

Cheers, mate...

^^Really, dickie? I've always pegged you as a rainbow guy. Heh.

The chapesses are still here, but less visible, I think.

Misskit is still busy with the news.
Za is busy caring for her dad who's in hospital due to the C
Patsy was diagnosed with the C and is in a Swiss hospital, having chemo
Graceless Fawn is still busy with her farm & flowers
I'm still busy with my day job & looking forward to my travels

Thats it, I think...

Oh, and snakeyes is still busy w/ Danny Boy & the Thai baht.

Cheers & welcome back!

Jeff is still looking for a Job as a cook,9 years is a long time to be unemployed.

Thanks for all the latest gossip, one must keep up to date. And thanks for all the welcome back greens. (you know who you are)

About this...

Originally Posted by DrB0b

TD was briefly bought out by a Colombian Cartel and everyone who'd been a member for more than 5 years was given 5 Kilos of Cocaine and a Leopard. .

So who's taking care of mine?

^Presumably DrBob has snuffled the lot. But who nose.


As for this

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

I'm still A campy homosexual - despite the best attempts by my sexually confused TD brethren, to straighten me out..

Blue finally came out and started a thread about sucking cock. It got doghoused of course and he flounced, then came back as "GCockwell" then flounced again.

Hey Dog face,

Did ya read on Mids forum that I am the new owner of Teak Door.


I just fookin Banned ya by the way.

So what did I miss?

Lots of unfunny pictures, and dead people that weren't very famous.

Roll your OCD sleeves up, Dawg..

Originally Posted by terry57

Hey Dog face,

Did ya read on Mids forum that I am the new owner of Teak Door.


I just fookin Banned ya by the way.

Congratulations.
Can I be a mod?

I love winding up BM over there. His Trump love knows no bounds. He's too piss weak to come here and defend it though.

^

I love Mid,

His utter pure commitment to any sort of Political bullshit deserves my respect.

He's mad as a fukin wheel and at it 24-7 forever and ever.

Quite an achievement i recon.

Socal is still mad as fuk , the Filth should let Socal back on here just to counter some of the dead boring coonts.

Originally Posted by terry57

^

Socal is still mad as fuk , the Filth should let Socal back on here just to counter some of the dead boring coonts.

Agree that.

Welcome back, Dawg...

Originally Posted by Cujo

In case you're wondering where I've been I've been..............

Be still my beating heart! Only every fucking minute of every fucking day. OHMIGOD, just where the fuck is Cujo? Jesus H Christ, I have been just so fucking bereft at not hearing from him, hunched over my laptop willing the screen to spark into life with news, I've been just so worried sick at what may have happened to him.

You fucking gormless twat, do you really think our lives are so impoverished that your absence is such a fucking notable event that its cause is a matter of fucking conjecture and concern?

Fuck off.

Heh...He missed you, Dawg...Good thing yer just a Husky and not a wiener dog...

^^

Sausage man strikes again.

Originally Posted by Cujo

I love winding up BM over there. His Trump love knows no bounds. He's too piss weak to come here and defend it though.

One of my favorite pastimes when he was here. He was easy.

Since you have been gone the trumpty dumptys have been coming out of the woodwork.

^

He had Fight with Tax,

He's been a tad grumpy lately.

Originally Posted by terry57

^

He had Fight with Tax,

He's been a tad grumpy lately.

Makes me all warm and fuzzy on the inside. It's good to be back.

You missed the first ever and only double red cabbage on TD.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I turned 43

Poor Simon..

You may find he's miserabled from here.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Originally Posted by terry57

Hey Dog face,

Did ya read on Mids forum that I am the new owner of Teak Door.


I just fookin Banned ya by the way.

Congratulations.
Can I be a mod?

I love winding up BM over there. His Trump love knows no bounds. He's too piss weak to come here and defend it though.

Originally Posted by Chico

You may find he's miserabled from here.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Originally Posted by terry57

Hey Dog face,

Did ya read on Mids forum that I am the new owner of Teak Door.


I just fookin Banned ya by the way.

Congratulations.
Can I be a mod?

I love winding up BM over there. His Trump love knows no bounds. He's too piss weak to come here and defend it though.

Set the BM free I say. He's great fun to wind up.
Mind you lately over there he's taken to cut and pasting meaningless tweets from various unknown sources.

Originally Posted by terry57

^

Tax is a Dentist you know.

The fuker is a tad skint these days so he broke into Thegents shack and sold Thegents false teeth to a ladyboy.

While thegent was still wearing them.