Thread: How many days before Robert Mugabe dies?

Forget Elton John.

Mugabe is not exactly getting healthier?

But he is getting richer.

There's been so many fake news stories of him dying and then his double appears again and again.
If he eventually does die after running out of doubles it will take absolute proof that he is indeed finally dead, for me to believe.

Planet of the apes

Not soon enough?

The only decent answer;

TOO FUCKING MANY!

Originally Posted by AndyCap

The only decent answer;

TOO FUCKING MANY!

+1 555

No cigs or alcohol, very little meat, lots of veges and fruit in his diet, a long walk every morning and daily exercise keeps the old cwnt alive.....apparently.

^ that's the diet of most of the population as even corn meal is unaffordable along with things like cigarettes,milk, alcohol meat and plenty of walking.

A true sufficiency economy and role model for Thailand

Zimbabwe is a bloody disaster. Mugabe is a disgrace however you look at it. The sooner he's pushing up daisies the better.

Sad but it will probably be the case of role out the next useless bastard.

Yup. Tribalism's something that Africa and Arabia are finding hard to evolve out of, so dictatorship and nepotism will rule there for many generations yet.

Originally Posted by Lostandfound

A true sufficiency economy and role model for Thailand

Him and his missus were regular visitors here during Thacky's tenure.

Birds of a fevver innit

Aye, didn't his misses get caught shop lifting in HK? Then flew into Singapore, they put her on the next flight out. After allowing her to open a big bank account (prolly).

Really a shining example of Africa...how long did it take this Pratt to drop what was Rhodesia back firmly into the 3rd world? Couple of years? Ruined all the grazing, used helicopters to drive elephants into minefields?

Still all whiteys fault no doubt.

Unfortunately not too many shining examples of Sub Saharan African democracies. Great promises of a fairer society with the end of white colonial rule. Unfortunately nearly all went backwards and most of the ordinary Africans are in a more parlous situation than before.

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

Great promises of a fairer society with the end of white colonial rule

yes

Patrice Lumumba

pity