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    Over 100,000 Baht Cash Stolen and takes Shit in Doorway on Way Out

    Over 100,000 Baht Cash Stolen and takes Shit in Doorway on Way Out


    By Danny Boy - January 15, 2017

    Thief makes off with over 100,000 Baht in Cash

    CCTV images have caught a thief red handed stealing over 100,000 Baht in cash from the cashier of a restaurant located in Jomtien. It is the third time it has happened over a short period of time.

    The police were not called however, as the owner and staff have had no help or response from them in the past. This time, the victims have gone straight to the news channels, in an attempt to highlight the problem and get the police to do something about it.

    The incident took place around 02:00am, when the restaurant was closed. The thief is seen to break the lock on the door and force his way into the venue. He is very relaxed and even grabs a bottle of whisky, which he causally sips straight from the bottle whilst looking around.

    He then makes his way upstairs where he finds the cashier desk containing over 100,000 Baht in cash. No content with just the money, he feels the need to leave a little present for the staff, and proceeds to squat down and take a sh*t right in the middle of the entrance to the restaurant. He finally made his getaway on a motorbike which was parked directly outside the venue.

    The thief has been described to be roughly 165-170cm tall and around 25-30 years of age. Due to the publicity, police have now got involved and are asking anyone who recognizes the suspect to come forward.

    They are also reviewing other cctv images from around the area in an attempt to find out where the suspect may have gone. The investigation continues.

    Thief makes off with over 100,000 Baht in Cash from Restaurant

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    The man's got style.



    he feels the need to leave a little present for the staff, and proceeds to squat down and take a sh*t
    TD Repo War brought to real life.

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    I want to see good news in pty have some? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    The man's got style.
    Style of a pig

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    looks like a payout hasn't been paid, with a message attached to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post
    I want to see good news in pty have some? lol
    some people got laid and smiled


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    The perp sounds like a cross between Baby Face Nelson and Jeff.

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    Calling cards ain't what the use to be.

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    It is the third time it has happened over a short period of time.
    The police were not called however, as the owner and staff have had no help or response from them in the past. This time, the victims have gone straight to the news channels, in an attempt to highlight the problem and get the police to do something about it.
    The problem is leaving silly amounts of money in the cash desk.


    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    The man's got style.
    Plus 100K.


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    With those shitty habits he's gotta be a Chinese tourist overstaying.

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    Finger prints on the bottle, dna from the Turd and cctv footage.
    The BIB carn't fail to close this case, although ive got a sneaking turtles head of a suspicion that the evidence and case has been flushed down the shitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes
    and takes Shit in Doorway on Way Out
    I think he left a shit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    The perp sounds like a cross between Baby Face Nelson and Jeff.

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    I hope the poor bastard who cleaned the shite up got well paid
    Time and a turd at least

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    Must be an inside "job"...With a grudge...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    The man's got style.
    Style of a pig
    Apparently it's not all that uncommon for burglars to defecate on-site. I was told by a cop that the prevailing theory is because of nervous excitement, the bowels need to go.
    There's probably a subconscious dominance thing going on, too, like a dog urinating on another dog's territory.




    "proceeds to squat down and take a sh*t "
    Appalling journalism! Low class education, clearly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam
    is because of nervous excitement, the bowels need to go.
    why not use the squatter.

    If they put a reward up he's fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam
    is because of nervous excitement, the bowels need to go.
    why not use the squatter.

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    That was a police theory.
    Maybe it's the subconscious dominance thing.

    I saw a doco where Papua NG natives over-ran a neighbouring tribe with whom they were warring. Even though they would take over the territory, they cut down the banana trees, burnt the huts, and generally ravaged the place.
    Me, I'd leave everything to use and reap for myself.
    It's hard to understand a primitive mind.

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    Not enough time to hit the bog?...Either the hallway or his pants...Heh...

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    He probably wasn't informed as to where the bogs were located. His GF only told him that the takings were in 'the usual' place.


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    Did he wipe his ass with a 1,000 baht note?...

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    There's a police reality show in UK I saw where a couple of burglars were caught a few minutes after their 'job' and they were made to clean up their pile of shit by the arresting officer

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