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    Missing Malcolm?

    Was he butt a flesh in the pan

    Where's our lad?

    Lost on an endless baggage trolley like a karmic reacharound?

    Minced into a pie?

    Shacked up with Dunnyboy at boyztown?

    Locked in a stationary Southern region buffet car quaffing the minibar?

    Runaway to join ThaiGeeza?

    Reincarnation as buy two get thai3?

    I think we deserve answers
    Russia went from being 2nd strongest army in the world to being the 2nd strongest in Ukraine

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    Who's Malcolm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza View Post
    Who's Malcolm?
    Indeed

    A particularly damp wept dream Mal come syndrome is below, the issue however is where, is he helping your deep pan?


    https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...s-malcolm.html (The super-duper, splendid and tremendous adventures of Malcolm in Thailand)

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    He's hasn't been the same since the relocation...

    Something lost.
    Sad state of affairs.

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    Sounds like a muddle

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza View Post
    Who's Malcolm?
    Indeed

    A particularly damp wept dream Mal come syndrome is below, the issue however is where, is he helping your deep pan?


    https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...s-malcolm.html (The super-duper, splendid and tremendous adventures of Malcolm in Thailand)
    Who the fuck is Malcomb!!!!!!!!!

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    seems to be a fictitious alter ego of a member on here writing daft stories about him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thai3 View Post
    seems to be a fictitious alter ego of a member on here writing daft stories about him
    He's been a very creative member and has been doing this for years, when I first joined he used to do videos of cartoon characters in Thailand, I think the main characters name was Slap.

    Malcolm is just a case of writers block, or cramp.

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    Malcolm probably made the whole thing up


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    Who was that character called in those you tube videos that Mr Slap made ?
    was that malcolm ?

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    my mistake that was Robert


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    ^
    Hilarious on a couple of levels.
    Thanks Blue.

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    Rumour has it in Fattier One that Malcolm had the snip and is a trainee dog food reviewer called

    FUNNY BOY

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    That blokes a bit overdressed for Isaan

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