Nobody was killed by a drunk/sleeping yabba'd driver
Nobody fell from a Pattaya Balcony
Lek loves Dunny long time and he forgoes the gutter press for job as pimp
Sophia voted woman least likley too
Senior person convicted of notorious crime as sales of energy drink taxed
No interest in photo of bank windows
Crockerjock and Flutterbye announce shock engagement, bridesmaids to be ENT and BB, with jockstrap fitters Ant and Steam
Buddhist realm renounces meat alcohol and violence
Donald Trump apologizes that apprentice stunt got out of control and resigns to allow MP to be POTUS
Bucketlist entrepreneur reveals pie had no filling but there is no sanity claws
Merry Christmas everyone