Nobody was killed by a drunk/sleeping yabba'd driver

Nobody fell from a Pattaya Balcony

Lek loves Dunny long time and he forgoes the gutter press for job as pimp

Sophia voted woman least likley too

Senior person convicted of notorious crime as sales of energy drink taxed

No interest in photo of bank windows

Crockerjock and Flutterbye announce shock engagement, bridesmaids to be ENT and BB, with jockstrap fitters Ant and Steam

Buddhist realm renounces meat alcohol and violence

Donald Trump apologizes that apprentice stunt got out of control and resigns to allow MP to be POTUS

Bucketlist entrepreneur reveals pie had no filling but there is no sanity claws

Merry Christmas everyone