Annual death race is of course Songkhran.

However the qualifying heats will take place as usual over the festive period

Sensibly to avoid family planning, Youth in Asia or actually culling the insane the Darwinian approach combined with laissez faire and loose nuts



This is the usually batting order

The designated driver shall be the one who has either

"Won' the yadong slurping bouts

Has the most dangerous vehicle

Can get the largest number of victims onto the pickup

Has the max number of lucky charms stickers and garlands obstructing vision

All such entrants shall yiield to blind old lades holding a guidedog while shouting into a phablet, or those rich enough not worry about collateral.

Events nationwide starting soon outside a bar near you.

Peak period New Years Eve to January 2 and daily at dusk

Have a good one and keep safe