A rock python in India's western Gujarat can't move after swallowing an antelope

**snakeeyes** · 11-12-2016, 08:08 PM

A rock python in India's western Gujarat can't move after swallowing an antelope.

**somtamslap** · 11-12-2016, 08:35 PM

Forget the fucking python. The Hong Kong branch of Smooci is about to open! Escorts? On demand?!
These people have got the smut market licked.

**Topper** · 11-12-2016, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

A rock python in India's western Gujarat can't move after swallowing an antelope.

I felt the same way after the last antelope I ate...

**snakeeyes** · 11-12-2016, 08:43 PM

^^

I checked that website it's going to do ok ,

**Looper** · 11-12-2016, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

A rock python in India's western Gujarat can't move after swallowing an antelope.

I felt the same way after the last antelope I ate...

Wish I could dislocate my jaw like a snake and eat a cantaloupe whole without having to slice it. It would freak folk out on the beach and I might get on youtube.

**GracelessFawn** · 11-12-2016, 09:22 PM

For a wicked second there I thought the snake had too many pies. 555

**wasabi** · 12-12-2016, 02:35 AM

In Thailand in our village is a man who makes a living catching field rats for sale.
He was out checking his traps at midnight in a field far from humans, when a python wrapped him, he said it was so fast the coiling around him, luckily he had an arm free and shot it with his hand gun.

**david44** · 12-12-2016, 02:37 AM

Explains why Ant eloped

**Maanaam** · 12-12-2016, 07:19 AM

Python took a neighbours cat a few months ago. Right on the soi. Motosy rider drove down the soi at about 9 pm and saw it and called everyone out.
They tried to rescue the cat as it hadn't started swallowing it, but the feline was dead. Broken legs and other bones.
Council came and took the snake.

**Maanaam** · 12-12-2016, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by wasabi

In Thailand in our village is a man who makes a living catching field rats for sale.
He was out checking his traps at midnight in a field far from humans, when a python wrapped him, he said it was so fast the coiling around him, luckily he had an arm free and shot it with his hand gun.

Geez, that's a story for the grandkids.
He must have got bitten, as that's their MO.

**BaitongBoy** · 12-12-2016, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

For a wicked second there I thought the snake had too many pies. 555

555...It's quivering like a felcher...555...

**BaitongBoy** · 12-12-2016, 07:34 AM

This is right up your alley, Snakey...

**GracelessFawn** · 12-12-2016, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

For a wicked second there I thought the snake had too many pies. 555

555...It's quivering like a felcher...555...

555 BBoy.

Pie indigestion perhaps?

**Simon43** · 13-12-2016, 08:53 PM

Fcuking greedy pig of a snake. Soon all the snakes will be at it and then where will we be? Fcuking morbidly obese Pythons everywhere, that's where we'll be. Huge increase in stomach stapling for snakes and an explosion in reptilian bariatrics specialists.

A lesson should be made of that snake before other greedy fat reptilian fcukers think it's cool to swallow antelopes.

**wasabi** · 13-12-2016, 11:09 PM

^ didn't Hollywood make a movie about that "Anaconda "

**Neverna** · 13-12-2016, 11:32 PM

Perhaps the snake will decide it wasn't a good idea and regurgitate the antelope like this one did...

**DJ Pat** · 14-12-2016, 02:10 AM

Small soi off Ratchada was gridlocked back about 1km after a huge python was resting, across the road. As nobody wanted to drive over it, we sat there about 90mins

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