Thread: LOS launches tourism website, Prize draw

Suggestions required for new tourist campaign to Herlad the new era, and maybe Herald.

The spokesboy who asked not to be named said once back to norman there would be a big push.

TOT is to be melded with AOT and TAT is to be streamlined as TOT Tourisma of Pieland

AOT will help TOT with greeters at International Airports providing what many vistorrs seek, young presentable hostesses are being groomed at Rogerbat as we speak.

Tourism of Thailand Trainee Youth will be on call 27/7 just dial TOTTY. For those in transit please text shag'n'go

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Due to lack of A list celebrities and Premier League ballkickers VIP buses and sanooker rooms will be relabellended as MIP moderately important people.
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Third class rail renamed turd class to give esteemed flanag immediate grasp of service quality and ISO adherence, Turd class with wifi will be called TV

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A major donor will pour a beverage to the best suggestion for a replacement for Amazing Thailand. Bring a half pint Jug to the WubbaJohnny Lounge after dusk on December 24th during the Elfy drink happy hour