Thread: Me unlucky^^

If you can answer me here it mean you can talk to me laew nea lol ...easy to get angry but easy to forget ...its you...

Glad you're ok.
Funny story is that when I was about 7 or so years old we visited my cousins in North Dakota. They have a dairy farm there.

So on the farm there were some hay bails with mice living under them. My older cousin said to me " I'll pick up the bail and then we get them." I didn't know he meant step on them. So as he lifted the bail I grabbed one and gleefully exclaimed "I've got one!" Just then it bit me on the middle finger. I said its got me and tried to throw it onto the wall about three times before it let go as I threw it. It hit the wall, dropped to the ground and scurried off.

I cried when my mom scrubbed the bite wound with some kind of disinfectant. Far from any doctor they put a bandage on it.

Nedless to say they were right about the scar. It was long gone before I was married.

555+ good story fish...I would imagine when young boy was cried ...

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

A bloke I knew married a girl named Rat

How to spell RAT?

Hnooo

(I've met a few)

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Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Had to eat this too for 10 days

I love your little collage, Za.

Perhaps you might consider adding a picture of the perpetrator to the final draft.



Imagine the amount of 'likes' this little fellow would fetch.

555+ Thank but RAT already die after bite me 1 day

Please excuse my curiosity (I have a sesitive nose for these things....pun intended) But how did you know it was the same one?

Haha I dont know cuz have a lot of rat there But it rat die not cuz bite me but cuz its tried to out of cage and it pain...cuz my friend catch it...and I said rat die cuz bite me that I was joke...my friends tease me cuz my blood make rat die ...

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Hnooo (I've met a few)

Nong NOO heh or E Noo haha..just kidding ...did anyone know what E Noo (อีหนู)

mean?

I was going to tell you a life changing story about the time I fell off a boat in shark infested waters (Oxford canal) but after seeing the recent video of the guy that died in Bkk recently..... it would have been in very bad taste for a newbie.....

Ohh really? How long this happened to you ..and who help you ? You are lucky you still alive...

^
Za , He floated for he's full of bullshit ,

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Haha I dont know cuz have a lot of rat there But it rat die not cuz bite me but cuz its tried to out of cage and it pain...cuz my friend catch it...and I said rat die cuz bite me that I was joke...my friends tease me cuz my blood make rat die ...

Having grown up with Rowland... I can usually smell them from quite a distance but I also understand many life preserving senses are easily overpowered by the charming inhabitants of LOS.

Do you have any more stories?

555+ Snaked ...You have experience before..tell me?

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

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Za , He floated for he's full of bullshit ,

now now, play nicely.....

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

555+ Snaked ...You have experience before..tell me?

With snakes?

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Ohh really? How long this happened to you ..and who help you ? You are lucky you still alive...

About 25 years ago, boat backed up and I just climbed back on!

Originally Posted by soidutep

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Ohh really? How long this happened to you ..and who help you ? You are lucky you still alive...

About 25 years ago, boat backed up and I just climbed back on!

If you'd been to Oxford, you'd understand about the sharks....artistic licence and all that....lol

Where do you work that rats are biting you on the feet FFS?

Originally Posted by Cujo

Where do you work that rats are biting you on the feet FFS?

At some room where we keep our paper...I went there to find some old Invoice...

Originally Posted by soidutep

Do you have any more stories?

Sure I have but I dont know how to write in english 55+

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Originally Posted by soidutep

Do you have any more stories?

Sure I have but I dont know how to write in english 55+

You know what they say... practice makes perfect

Za's English really seems to go in and out doesn't it.
Sometimes it seems quite lucid and at others barely understandable.
Do you drink much za?

Originally Posted by soidutep

Originally Posted by soidutep

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Ohh really? How long this happened to you ..and who help you ? You are lucky you still alive...

About 25 years ago, boat backed up and I just climbed back on!

If you'd been to Oxford, you'd understand about the sharks....artistic licence and all that....lol

You cnut you're just trying to make fun of Za why don't you just fook off to where you came from you fooking WANKER ,

Dawg's a tough customer to please...My English also goes "in and out" and "up and down" like a whores's drawers...Some call it poetry...Then there are others...