After last Yule phoaarrr

On the 12th day of Christmas My TD love sent to me
12 snakeyes snubbing Eggnidhogg cups
On the 11th day of Christmas My TD love sent to me
11 Earl's on crack a Leaping over yabbadabba
On the 10th day of Christmas My TD love sent to me
10 Luigi-licked Loytoy pies
On the 9th day of Christmas My TD love sent to me
A Dragonfly in a Fishlocker in Brandy
On the 8th day of Christmas My TD love sent to me
Somtam's Wivnal jockstrap snaps
On the 7th day of Christmas My TD love sent to me
Seven Neo NZdicks soused in Wasabi n Lao Khao
On the 6th day of Christmas My TD love sent to me
Six thumbnails of Kingwilly's in Pisang Ambon custard
On the fifth day of Christmas My rude glove setn to me
Five cold pies in yadong jus
Hic on the fluff daze of Christmas my Truemove sent to me Four callimg turds
On the Third day of Clitmousse to me Texpat Sexpat and DJPat
On the Second day of Shitmouse my drool scent Two limp cold Pizzas :
On the last day of Vermouth my trooper sent to me a Fartridge in a Terry