Thread: My family roots, one side clear the other side dark.

Complaint letter.

I was told to keep away from the dropbears, i have to cover my body in vegemite.

This is against my Marmite religion, do the bears know the difference? Will the bear start foaming at the mouth. And try to bite me? Do i need to have a tetanus shot before going there? Life Insurance? Can my body be repatriated? GoFundPats - 20 quid!!

I can see myself, stuck in the middle of nowhere with only a kangaroo and a camel as friends. Do they speak English? Or some sort of dialect?

Can you turn off the heat? Or Snow if i get my seasons mixed up.

Signed

Pats

In the end. It would be the spiders that would freak me out over there, and the snakes and things. Mostly the spiders. Cannot do spiders.