^ To be honest I am unfair at times and there is nothing wrong with the gardener, apart from his gardening skills. He doesn't have it easy (remember, I get away from the wife for at least 4 months a year!) and I am in his debt regarding my daughter's welfare.
If it all works out I am thinking of daily updates to my pond thread, either video or stills, whichever are more interesting!
Ok, so maybe weekly updates will suffice?