Thread: Show us your impulse buy

It's up there because most people would mount the TV in the centre of a room and not off to one side.

^ And not have it directly in front of your side of the sofa??

Madness.



Absolute madness.

Originally Posted by Edmond

To whet yer appetite.

Old photo.




Will have them on 10 floating shelves in the villa living room.

Up around where the hanging fairy lights are.




Will have to check if there are floating shelves with lighting. Having them lit up individually would be, to go all teenagey, totally sick dooood.

Nice. I rode in a 458 around a track in Mexico.

Originally Posted by Backspin

458

Along with the F40, one of my favourites. I don't think there's been a more beautiful Ferrari in the (almost) 15 years since.


Now there's a fellow man that works out.


You've got Ant's body, but you're taller/stronger.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Now there's a fellow man that works out.


You've got Ant's body, but you're taller/stronger.

Is this Teakdoor or the set of Brokeback Mountain 2?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Brokeback Mountain

Bloke back mounting TFIFY

Whatever you do, don't show us photos of your body, Dill.


Though Karen Paolillo would be very interested.

Originally Posted by Edmond

You've got Ant's body...

And an adult nappy around his ankles.

Originally Posted by cyrille

And an adult nappy around his ankles.

I believe that's a hair net and helmet. You wanker

Originally Posted by Backspin

a hair net

Not sure which is worse, a nappy or a hair net...

Originally Posted by Troy

Not sure which is worse, a nappy or a hair net...

It was a requirement at the place. Ffs

What causes lice in the hair?
Head-to-head contact with an already infested person is the most common way to get head lice. Head-to-head contact is common during play at school, at home, and elsewhere (sports activities

^ Those are pubic lice on your Barnet, bro

Originally Posted by Backspin

What causes lice in the hair?
Head-to-head contact with an already infested person is the most common way to get head lice.

Best treatment for lice was petrol in my day....so petrol heads shouldn't be too worried about lice.

Originally Posted by Troy

Best treatment for lice was petrol in my day....so petrol heads shouldn't be too worried about lice.

Now that I remember , it felt kinda gay putting that hair net on. And I've rented go karts, bikes and all kinds of shit that shares helmets and never had a hair net. They probably had one nasty case of hair lice at this place and decided to start using hair nets.

^ Yeah, well driving in the passenger seat of a Ferrari is a bit gay...as is collecting toys of them.

Real men take a Matchless 500 or BSA rocket for a spin...

Originally Posted by Troy

^ Yeah, well driving in the passenger seat of a Ferrari is a bit gay...as is collecting toys of them.

Real men take a Matchless 500 or BSA rocket for a spin...

And ? Did you own some of that antique stuff or rent it ? Back in the 70's?

Ferraris are the most ungay thing. You aren't allowed to do gay things with them or the company will sue you
The Real Reason Ferrari Sued Deadmau5 Over His Customized Purrari 458

Originally Posted by Troy

collecting toys

Non-True Scale Exhibits!


Sheesh.

Plus I'm not stupid. I wasn't going to risk crashing a Ferrari around a track that I've never seen , while I was half hung over on holidays.

A far better experience was letting the pro drive. The driver showed me the lap times on the track and said he'd bring it right to the edge. And he did. I got to feel the full potential of the car around a closed cercuit. And have zero concern for crashing. I would have laughed if he crashed.

Originally Posted by Backspin

A far better experience was letting the pro drive

Where's Ant?

Guy can spot a beta cuck a mile off

Did someone mention books, 6 books for £25..

Originally Posted by Backspin

I've rented go karts, bikes and all kinds of shit that shares helmets

The first thing I used to do when I got my rental bike + helmet back to the hotel in LOS at the start of my safari was pull the polystyrene liner out of the helmet, with the nylon fabric layer inside, and fill it with warm soapy water in the sink and soak it and then empty it and let it drip dry

The colour of the water after this process was usually scary. Looked like you could catch dysentery from it.

^ Then you'd jump on your scooter and go bareback 6 himshe's down soi 6?

^I was out of luck with my scooter rental last time I saw soi 6 a few years back

I ended getting clipped at a corner stop by a BIB with a braided peaked hat that looked like some kind of rank

I had no idea that scooter rental on a foreign license was verboten in the fair city or that bribery was not always welcome

I ended offering a bribe which he accepted at a requested rate of 1000b

I thought I was being ripped off and consulted with my new favourite massage lady over the road before giving him 500b

I got away with it but I think I came closer to running into trouble than I realised at the time since bribery can lead to bigger problems than a speeding ticket if the BIB bloke has rank I think

Anyway, the scooter was promptly returned and I was on the baht bus for the remainder

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Where's Ant?

Guy can spot a beta cuck a mile off

Sigh.. fuck off . You think renting jet skiis or street bikes from the Thai mafia is bad. Get a load of renting Ferraris from the Mexican mafia. If I crashed, they would have been Googling my name to see who my parents were. You wanker. And I probably would have if I wasnt hung the fuck over.