Eventually the cracks in the story appear, then a few virilant members will start calling troll.
Another fine ending is when the OP ignores all advice anyway, let's see how this one rides out.
The jungle explorer ex-seal but still a virgin stuff is always a giveaway. Just need to push them to the point where all the fantasy stuff comes pouring out, didn't take long for this one.
As always, you have to make shit up as part of your "know it all" persona.
Never claimed seal. And certainly never claimed virgin?
As I said, plenty of tail in my area. But I'm moving to Thailand (or planning to) so checking out the dating scene before I head over.