Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
I can feel memories coming back to me: a crowded bar or club, eyes meeting across the room, chemistry, acid, coke, keebab, wake up in the morning and work out where the hell I was, how to get home, if I could remember her name and the most polite way to get outta there a.s.a.p. Romance, ahhhhhh
Top tip. Always carry a magic marker. That way you can write her name on her back while shagging. Voila, no more embarrassing forgotten name incidents!