Help! I've got the wrong opinions!

**CaptainNemo** · 29-03-2016, 04:58 AM

I've come to the conclusion that I've got the wrong opinions, but I don't know what to do about it.
Any ideas?

**snakeeyes** · 29-03-2016, 05:12 AM

No ,

**thaimeme** · 29-03-2016, 05:47 AM

Take note regarding to how a few here post their opinion as definitive fact and standard and duplicate their style.......

Problem solved.

**Chittychangchang** · 29-03-2016, 05:51 AM

What are your opinions that differ from others?

**Hans Mann** · 29-03-2016, 05:54 AM

...wrong opinions...

The best thing to do is to give them away.

**DJ Pat** · 29-03-2016, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

I've come to the conclusion that I've got the wrong opinions, but I don't know what to do about it.
Any ideas?

What do you reckon?

**BaitongBoy** · 29-03-2016, 08:03 AM

Chitty's on the right path...

**NZdick1983** · 29-03-2016, 09:26 AM

Welcome to the club.

**VocalNeal** · 29-03-2016, 10:02 AM

My opinion is that the OP needs a new alarm clock!

**baldrick** · 29-03-2016, 10:13 AM

you are sure to find others on the internet that share those opinions

**Kurgen** · 29-03-2016, 10:44 AM

Vote Trump!

**harrybarracuda** · 29-03-2016, 11:45 AM

"Opinions are like arseholes, everybody's got one and most of them stink".

- Some bloke.

**Warrior** · 29-03-2016, 12:19 PM

My opinion is that his opinion that the OP has the wrong opinions is the wrong opinion.

**DrB0b** · 29-03-2016, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

I've come to the conclusion that I've got the wrong opinions, but I don't know what to do about it.
Any ideas?

Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards a final solution. Remain where you are, one of our associates will arrive shortly and initiate your processing.

**wasabi** · 29-03-2016, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

I've come to the conclusion that I've got the wrong opinions, but I don't know what to do about it.
Any ideas?

Just copy My opinions, everybody knows I am right.

**can123** · 29-03-2016, 02:12 PM

Only my opinions are of any worth so you can save yourself a lot of time by bypassing those of others. Now comb your hair, shave and get rid of those sandals.

**Black Heart** · 29-03-2016, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

I've come to the conclusion that I've got the wrong opinions, but I don't know what to do about it.
Any ideas?

Tell your missus the be quiet.

**crippen** · 29-03-2016, 03:30 PM

I've come to the conclusion that I've got the wrong opinions, but I don't know what to do about it.

Call our beloved P.M. He will organise re-education for you.

**CaptainNemo** · 31-03-2016, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by DrB0b

final solution. Remain where you are, one of our associates will arrive shortly and initiate your processing.

Al is klar.

I find myself in nomansland.

I got far more education than my council estate peers, so nothing much in common to talk about, but I'm too rough and common for the toffs I ended up in school wiv (scholarships and expelled repeatedly)
I aced the military tests for officerhood years ago, but I had nothing in common with them, only with the squaddies.
I started off as an artist and forced myself to do engineering because I hate artists, but now I hate engineers as well =P
Most of my grown-up friends are left-wing musos and public sectory types, just generally liberal, and my rabid right-wingness I have to hide (from them and most attractive fun British people), and pretend I don't think their opinions are stupid and wrong.
I can't even get on with American Republican types cos of their bollocks about religion and Israel, and they're just fucking cranks, but the opposite of them (wot seppos call "liberals") are patronising dreary wet farts.
Seems I can only get on with people who can put all that shit to one side or in context or overlook it, and not genuinely care or get bovvered, and like a bit of sparring.
Looks like SEAsia is the perfect spot for a misfit like me.

I think I need a clever big titty jolly agnostic republican type bird whose got a dirty mind and a dirty mouth tp take my mind off it all.

**stroller** · 31-03-2016, 01:27 PM

Try to base your opinions on facts rather than prejudice and loathing.

Hope this helps.

**CaptainNemo** · 10-04-2016, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

Try to base your opinions on facts rather than prejudice and loathing.

Hope this helps.

The trouble with that is, that there are no such things as facts.
It's completely impossible for anyone to not be prejudiced, simply because of the linear illusion of reality - you have to start with a guess... a working assumption... and bigotry is simply the refusal to admit new information into the system... like a defective control/feedback loop.

**stroller** · 10-04-2016, 07:40 PM

Then try to get out of the loop.

**Dapper** · 10-04-2016, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

Originally Posted by DrB0b

final solution. Remain where you are, one of our associates will arrive shortly and initiate your processing.

Al is klar.

I find myself in nomansland.

I got far more education than my council estate peers, so nothing much in common to talk about, but I'm too rough and common for the toffs I ended up in school wiv (scholarships and expelled repeatedly)
I aced the military tests for officerhood years ago, but I had nothing in common with them, only with the squaddies.
I started off as an artist and forced myself to do engineering because I hate artists, but now I hate engineers as well =P
Most of my grown-up friends are left-wing musos and public sectory types, just generally liberal, and my rabid right-wingness I have to hide (from them and most attractive fun British people), and pretend I don't think their opinions are stupid and wrong.
I can't even get on with American Republican types cos of their bollocks about religion and Israel, and they're just fucking cranks, but the opposite of them (wot seppos call "liberals") are patronising dreary wet farts.
Seems I can only get on with people who can put all that shit to one side or in context or overlook it, and not genuinely care or get bovvered, and like a bit of sparring.
Looks like SEAsia is the perfect spot for a misfit like me.

I think I need a clever big titty jolly agnostic republican type bird whose got a dirty mind and a dirty mouth tp take my mind off it all.

Fucking superb post mate.
Cheers!

**ChookRaffle Jones** · 10-04-2016, 08:37 PM

I can't swim.

**rickschoppers** · 10-04-2016, 09:10 PM

Save them until Christmas and then give them away as gifts.

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