Thread: Worst Smells

A wet dog that's dead is not very nice.

Incense has a far too overpowering smell in my opinion, one reason why I stay away from temples and shrines.

In NZ I was lucky enough to scaffold the inside of the Christchurch shit ponds. That was a splendid week and a half.

Best smell - my own farts, especially in bed when my missus's head is under the blankets.

I used to think that rotting scallop guts was the very worst smell known to man,that's untill we used to bait a few cray pots with them.Scallops that have been left a while and start rotting underwater is no joke at all.makes even the hardest stomach gag.

I am impressed with the level of stench above my own contributions in the OP - esp the putrid sheep and the submarine cess tank.

I forgot to contribute two others, one is the smell of plaque, you know the smell you catch when flossing your teeth with a hangover - have to say that is pretty bad, the mouth apparently contains more bacteria than the anus.

In the Phillipines there is this sauce called Patis, and one whiff will make you gag. It is apparently a fish sauce but nowhere near as bad as the fish sauce I have smelled over here.

It smells more like a bottle of dirty, cloudy fermented sweat that has been collected from a rugby teams armpits, forehead and groin with a credit card and dripped into the bottle before being left to ferment on a radiator for 6 months.

The smell of blood is also very sickening.