Thread: Thai women and their midlife crisis

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

I wait to be told if my wife is doing something behind my back.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

I don't think we've had a day apart in nearly 10 years together.

Must be a lovely marriage you have then.

I trust my wife.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I trust my wife.

And I believe you. But in general the wives I see performing when away from their husbands are also trusted. Never switch off.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Not me. The first thought that occurred to me was 'what type of chicks does this dude hang out with?'

I don't hang around with any 'chicks'.

Goodo, but I'm sure you know what I meant.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Bit of unrequited love there Nigel.

Doubtless you will know all about that Willy , if you want further proof use your " special " buttons to go have a look in my repo box

Originally Posted by chassamui

it may have been a good idea to say NO just once in a while, before the avarice got out of hand.

To any partner, not just Thai.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

It seems that most Thai women lose it when they reach 40

Cradle to grave I'm afraid, don't let them belive it's a menstrual thing.

Originally Posted by Katana

In the end it's not really about the why it should be about are you happy?

If not then get out and find someone or something that makes you happy!

I waited for things to "get better" for years and it didn't so in the end I wasted a lot of my life making myself miserable trying to "do the right thing".

But who am I to offer advice?

Mark

that's a good question. Should I wait for her to calm down or just move along ?

I wasn't miserable, I was fucking around very discretly (I think) and she would stay home and be a good housewife, it was a perfect lifestyle. Why should she decide to change this ? I didn't ask for that change.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

I wait to be told if my wife is doing something behind my back.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

I don't think we've had a day apart in nearly 10 years together.

Must be a lovely marriage you have then.

I trust my wife.

we all do, but you might be surprised when you digg up a bit about her routines.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

your 4 expat mates are probably a bunch of tossers who have brought it all on themselves by negligence, whoremongering and drinking all day.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

What's the solution ?

Originally Posted by taxexile

dont marry a slag and dont act like a slag husband yourself.

Bang on lads.

Absolutely bang on.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

I wasn't miserable, I was fucking around very discretly (I think) and she would stay home and be a good housewife, it was a perfect lifestyle. Why should she decide to change this ? I didn't ask for that change.

One possibility was that you were not as discrete as you thought and she finally got tired of it?

Originally Posted by nidhogg

One possibility was that you were not as discrete as you thought and she finally got tired of it?

Yep.

Doesn't take Columbo, does it?

...the bouffant hair do...

Inside every Thai woman is a North Korean dictator screaming to get out, yes.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Hanging out with harpies to discuss their husband achievements and the assets they can control is not a justifiable attitude. Fucking around, ok I understand it, but bragging about their catch on Facebook and LINE like it was some kind of major achievement is definitely low class, yet even the "hiso" do it.

As opposed to, say, a Thai-centric Internet forum... ?

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Hanging out with harpies to discuss their husband achievements and the assets they can control is not a justifiable attitude. Fucking around, ok I understand it, but bragging about their catch on Facebook and LINE like it was some kind of major achievement is definitely low class, yet even the "hiso" do it.

As opposed to, say, a Thai-centric Internet forum... ?

are we really that different you ask ? come on, you can't be serious

Originally Posted by Hans Mann

...the bouffant hair do...

Inside every Thai woman is a North Korean dictator screaming to get out, yes.

and inside every thai man there seems to be a south korean pop star screaming to get out

Hanging out with harpies to discuss their husband achievements and the assets they can control is not a justifiable attitude.

shes probably having a right laugh at your expense, and i mean expense, as you sneakily pork bits on the side.

shes probably getting twice as much as you, better quality than shes been used to at home too, and maybe even getting material benefits thrown in as well whilst youare having to pay for your indiscretions.

how they must laugh as they sip their coffees, munch their som tam, sms their well hung lovers and moisten up at the thought of the afternoon delight that awaits them whilst their beer guzzling, overweight, disrespectful husbands work away to foot the bills.

Originally Posted by taxexile

shes probably getting twice as much as you, better quality than shes been used to at home too,

Sure...all 3.7 inches of it

^Australians are a bigger bunch of cocks than other western countries then.

Originally Posted by taxexile

Hanging out with harpies to discuss their husband achievements and the assets they can control is not a justifiable attitude.

shes probably having a right laugh at your expense, and i mean expense, as you sneakily pork bits on the side.

shes probably getting twice as much as you, better quality than shes been used to at home too, and maybe even getting material benefits thrown in as well whilst youare having to pay for your indiscretions.

how they must laugh as they sip their coffees, munch their som tam, sms their well hung lovers and moisten up at the thought of the afternoon delight that awaits them whilst their beer guzzling, overweight, disrespectful husbands work away to foot the bills.

probably right,

but are we really to blame ? we work hard to offer them a decent lifestyle, surely we can have our candies on the side, with their tacit knowledge actually, for being such good husbands ?

It's really a tough call, who is right ? the cheating housewife or the cheating husband ?

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

we work hard to offer them a decent lifestyle

This is the part that really gets up my missus nose. She can accept their drinking and messing around with Thai guys but it's the gambling. They just go gambling mad. No problem though. They just get the farang to send more money to bail them out. Works every time.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

I wasn't miserable, I was fucking around very discretly (I think) and she would stay home and be a good housewife, it was a perfect lifestyle. Why should she decide to change this ? I didn't ask for that change.

One possibility was that you were not as discrete as you thought and she finally got tired of it?

For future reference, don't shower after sex thinking your wife won't be able to smell the other lady. She'll probably smell the fragrance from the cheap hotel soap or the lack of your aftershave pong.

'Beware of the Sniff Kiss'.


My wife and I had a big argument a few weeks back about being out with the lads every night mongering, getting pissed, crawling back home at 5am most mornings etc.














She agreed to cut it down to 2 nights a week.

^ one solution is to drop a little bit of gasoline on your clothes to thwart the Sniff Kiss

actually taking a shower is a sure give away, so don't do it

instead cover yourself in beer and piss and she will think it's normal after a long night out

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

instead cover yourself in beer and piss and she will think it's normal after a long night out

Slip a piece of used poolchalk in your pants pocket to seal the deal.