Thread: Ex wives..

My first ex wife tried very hard to take me to the cleaners, including trying to take over a trust I had set up for the kids.
After a long bruising battle through the courts and months of no communication, I received a letter from her solicitor, telling me she wished to contact me.
My reply was along the lines of, 'The next time I speak to her will be through a phucking medium'.

Ain't gone the marriage route,

Jackyboy told me it was not a good idea because his ex katoey wife gained full custody of his tent.

Hey, but jokes aside I have a story.

My lovely mum worked all her life and died a hideous death by cancer at 62.

My old man then took up with a whore and cohabited with her. Fookin tosser.

So when the old man died 5 years later the family fortune ended up in the whores hands.

I had a 30 year old box trailer that the old man had built when I was 14. It was registered in his name.

So the old slut sent me a lawyers letter saying if it was not returned she would see me in court .

Fookin thing was worth about 35 cents.

Gota laugh Eh, I kept the fuker of course.

The moral of the story is to never rely on the family fortune and make sure you earn your own money like I have done.