The DSK trial descended into a farce today. Just as the prosecution appeared to be throwing in the towel. DSK - who had been absent-mindedly picking his nose, jumped to his feet and declared his right to present 400 character witnesses...aka 'les quatre cent salaudes'. The occupants of the public gallery, immediately jumped to their feet - declaring "Vive le Pimp - Vive les quatre cent salaudes!!!" The judge banged his gavel - order in the court!!! Clear the room.

Reporters outside asked DSK what he intended to do now? What else, mes amis..."on va pimping" was the curt reply...