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    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
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    I've used countless hookers in the past, not since 2005 though, and that was an after hours freebie from cowboy. Quite good actually, maybe the 'passion' was for real and she really fancied me and my body.

    She was called 'Mok'

    I remember being on my knees as I licked her out as she sat on sofa, legs open.

    She left a bag with photos in so the next day I rang her and she said to meet at her home.

    Got there with the help of directions, and was a slum, in a place with walls made from old advertising boards. She emerged, looking made up and immaculate. I gave her the bag, left.

    Freaked me a bit.

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    I did 50 before I decided they were a waste of money

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    ^ Mars bars, or whores? hehe...

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    Did the mars bar once, far too messy

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    Reminds me of American pie, when that young guy 'did' an American pie...
    don't worry.. Patsy still can't see clips lol..


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    Whores arses are out of bounds to me, never fancy it.

    I prefer getting normal birds to get a bit naughty and let me slide my huge cock in

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Reminds me of American pie, when that young guy 'did' an American pie...
    don't worry.. Patsy still can't see clips lol..


    Neither can I. See the youtube clips in ther body of the forum ... Actually a blessing. If I wish to view I can open in Youtube.

    Ah Grasshopper. As soon as you guys realize that you don't pay for the sex. You pay the woman to leave. You will have reached the path of enlightenment.

    ..and I have to try again next year with the hiring of girls for the anniversary of my friends death.
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    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
    I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
    You people, you think I know feck nothing; I tell you: I know feck all
    Those who cannot change their mind, cannot change anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Reminds me of American pie, when that young guy 'did' an American pie...
    don't worry.. Patsy still can't see clips lol..


    Neither can I. See the youtube clips in ther body of the forum ... Actually a blessing. If I wish to view I can open in Youtube.

    Ah Grasshopper. As soon as you guys realize that you don't pay for the sex. You pay the woman to leave. You will have reached the path of enlightenment.

    ..and I have to try again next year with the hiring of girls for the anniversary of my friends death.
    Leave me out of your deviant plans, you sick fuck!

    (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

    BTW have you tried the playdough insertion kit yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somboon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly94 View Post
    Did the mars bar once, far too messy
    Put it into the fridge to harden it up
    soon melts when stuffed up a snatch

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    kit kats are better, you can get four fingers in at the same time

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    And what to do with a Hershey Bar?

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    Something about a highway?...

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    Peanut butter kitkats are all the rage

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    They sound scrummy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I've used countless hookers in the past, not since 2005 though, and that was an after hours freebie from cowboy. Quite good actually, maybe the 'passion' was for real and she really fancied me and my body.

    She was called 'Mok'
    "Mok" is a Laotian word meaning " I need to visit an optician".

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    She had an old dog with her. No wonder.

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    Old dog new trick?

    The difference between a rooster and a hooker is that the rooster is on the fence cackling cockadoodledoo while the hooker cackled any cock'lldo.

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    ^ They do strange things to fish, too...

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    Seems the thread theme is wandering, and I still cannot figure out how to attach a pic here

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    ^ You must be new bro... threads usually go off on tangents...

    Never Dick's fault though...

    I blame BB...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beacon of darkness
    cannot figure out how to attach a pic here
    Someone has that byline already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam
    Originally Posted by Beacon of darkness cannot figure out how to attach a pic here
    Welcome to the club... you will figure out the illogical complexity, Russian cold war code of TD, in no time...

    3-6 months, tops... jai yen yen - na krup!

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    It is too bad, I am sure you would all get a kick out of seeing the welts and red stripes decorating my bum after an evening in bar bar

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    I went to a prehistoric themed S&M party, came out with a tyranno-sore-arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Shagging a bargirl pussy is like chucking a stone into a train tunnel
    Quote of the thread (thus far)

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