The Caption Competition Thread

[harrybarracuda]

Not a difficult concept.

Your starter for 10:

[nidhogg]

This in the front, you in the back - what do you say?

[chassamui]

Camilla: "Would this look big in my bum"?

[somtamslap]

Gourd save the queen - wink wink...

[pseudolus]

"I say darling, why are you holding that cucurbita? Don't you know they are horse food? "
"Oh why on earth do people keep giving them to me then?"

or...

"Don't worry Charlie, that laughing copper got this out of the evidence locker, so it seems the secret of your special interests has died with Saville after all"

[harrybarracuda]

Fuck he's just like his dad innit? Another one for you.

[pseudolus]

"My word, haven't you grown up! I remember when uncle Jimmy used to bring you round you were more boy than girl"

[Bettyboo]

Not a difficult concept.

Your starter for 10:

So I offered this for Bendtner and Wenger nearly bit my hand orf...

[Bettyboo]

The Arsenal got three, but Spurs got 5 you see; clear winner...

[somtamslap]

Fuck he's just like his dad innit? Another one for you.

I want to cover your gorgeous body in pepper and sneeze all over you

[chassamui]

Fuck he's just like his dad innit? Another one for you.

Whatever you do, don't have a ginger kid and then commit suicide.

[harrybarracuda]

That's it boys, you're getting the hang of it (except for 'Boo who's being a retard).

A Festive one....

[pseudolus]

"I've been told to do something called twerking to keep cunts like harrybarracuda's mind occupied and away from seeing the real shit happening in the world"

[somtamslap]

That's it boys, you're getting the hang of it (except for 'Boo who's being a retard).

A Festive one....

Western society circa 2014:

Santa Claus takes advantage of a psychotic bitch sans medication much to the delight of 300,000 spectators

[chassamui]

That's it boys, you're getting the hang of it (except for 'Boo who's being a retard).

A Festive one....

Mmmmm I've always dreamed about David Baddiel smashing my back doors in.

[thaimeme]

....won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

[harrybarracuda]

"I've been told to do something called twerking to keep cunts like harrybarracuda's mind occupied and away from seeing the real shit happening in the world"

So let me get this straight, you're sat at your computer feverishly writing all this conspiracy nonsense and poring over pisstake threads.

Can we say "obsessed"?

[Bettyboo]

That's it boys, you're getting the hang of it (except for 'Boo who's being a retard).

A Festive one....

Even Adebayor couldn't miss from there

[harrybarracuda]

"Oh look, Pseudolus has tried to do another of his 'meaningful' posts again".

"Awwww, isn't that cute, shame no fucker ever listens to him".

[chassamui]

.

"Could we turn that clip of the gay goats into a gif, add some falling snow, and send it to Betty as a Christmas card?"

[Bettyboo]

Nostalgia is a wonderful xmas gift, thank you, Chas...

It's very hard to turn that pic into a funny Gooners snipe; I think 'Arry has outfoxed me...

[chassamui]

Nostalgia is a wonderful xmas gift, thank you, Chas... It's very hard to turn that pic into a funny Gooners snipe; I think 'Arry has outfoxed me...

You're welcome m'dear. It was posted with love and deep affection as always. (Yes I have been drinking).

How about; "It's agreed then, first choice Racing Metro for the Dan Carter underpants franchise, second choice Arsene Wenger to replace Michael Parkinson in the over fifties ads".

[pseudolus]

Harry was stunned by the latest news. "One Direction has new haircut!!!!". He is still writing his blog about that he fell of his chair noticing "Muslims Killed Bambi!"

[helge]

You dont believe me ?
My old mate Jamie has this many

[panama hat]