Thread: Did you know?

In Oklahoma it Is Illegal To Have A sleeping Donkey In Your Bathtub After 7pm

Norwegian skier Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset on why he didn't win gold at the 2010 Olympics: "I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days."

Dr. Ruth was trained as a sniper by the Israeli military.

Your fingernails grow almost four times as fast as your toenails.

Cuba is the only Caribbean island with a railway.

Glaciers store between 70% and 80% of all the freshwater on the planet.

There are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on every beach in the world (and No, I don't know who counted them)

One out of every 200 people alive today is a descendant of Genghis Khan

Originally Posted by chassamui

Glaciers store between 70% and 80% of all the freshwater on the planet.

Hows that work chas the bottom 70% in sea

Then 10% on a mint with a bear
Remaining 20% in ,y glass and your water supply tomorrow?

Did you make this one up or is it strangely true,I read on a matchbox that a third was in Lake Baikal a big cleft in Siberia where I did some very hairy french woman in 1998

Though many apes have been taught sign language, none have ever asked a question.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Though many apes have been taught sign language, none have ever asked a question.

Perhaps they don't require a need to.

Originally Posted by chassamui

In the 1980s, Pablo Escobar's Medellin Cartel was spending $2,500 a month on rubber bands just to hold all their cash.

And rats and water damage cost them $1 Billion a year.

I would have taken care of the rats and the water for a tenth of that.

Bastards.

It is bad manners to show the soles of your feet.

The katzenklavier (“cat piano”) was a musical instrument made out of cats. Designed by 17th-century German scholar Athanasius Kircher, it consisted of a row of caged cats with different voice pitches, who could be “played” by a keyboardist driving nails into their tails.

The first public screening of motion pictures for admission was held on 28 December 1895.

Within one year the first known pornographic movie was released.

It would take approximately 1000 years ti watch all the videos on You Tube.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

from oz

It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.

Originally Posted by bobo746

from oz

It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.

How many local craftsmen to change bulb.

1 To drive battered hilux
2 Grandpa to lightfire for lunch on lawn leave gates open for soidogs
3 Trainee executive to hold ladder ,tap ash on her tiles
4 The master light unscrewer to go up for estimate
5 Lad to call send on our bike to shop for surprise requirement a bulb
6 Assorted lady friends ,relatives onlookers to rice try out patio furniture

Did you know that if you put 1,000,000 david44's and 1,000,000 typewriters in a room, they could produce a post we could fully comprehend.

^ No they wouldn't.

Did you know Chav is lonely.

A U.K. Taxi driver can safely piss one arms length away from the Cab, without breaking the law.

Vending machines kill 4 times as many people as sharks every year.