Thread: The ten worst bands in the history of rock music

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Mate. Any chance of sending me some of those pain killers you are on. ?

Fuck me, they're awfully foking strong EH.

"terry dear" - painkillers - yes, I'm on painkillers - merely "deaden" the physical pain - a little. Full disclosure - "xylocaine viscous - 2%."
I have been reading your stuff for quite some time - mercy! My call - a big call for you? I am not a proud Aussie (I was) - I was just born that way - Aussie cit. LOS for me - til death do us part.

Originally Posted by cnx37

I have been reading your stuff for quite some time - mercy!

Fuk me mate,

If you keep reading the shit I post up You will surely suffer a stroke or some other friggin malady.

Log off Immediately and go for a walk.

Anyway, how about slinging me some of those Pain killers , I have a god awful hangover today.

terry, I thought that YOU spelt it as "fook".
Other ailments - minimal - amputation of left leg; imminent amputation of testicles & nearby areas; not much else - some ECT (just for recreational purposes).
Walking - only for peasants - James!
Painkillers - would luv to oblige. But, short-term remedy only. Suggestion - massive injection of AA meetings BUT please keep your "trap" shut - less personal embarrassment.
"I am a lucky guy" - I do not live in close proximity to BKK - "count my blessings".

^I think you've used up your allocated quotation marks already. Please be a dear, and try stay on topic if you could.

not the worst song as I want one that works.

I nominate these idiots even if they're laughing all the way to the BA
NK:

Even Tiny Tim laughed all the way to the bank.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Anybody know where klong toey lives?

Yes i do when sober,Gert has a tracking device on me when out drinking alone though.

Sorry....

While many of these nominations are indeed shit, they are not rock.

So, lets try and stick to the subject shall we, i.e. Bands who are either exclusively rock, or at least have a number of rock records to their shame.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

While many of these nominations are indeed shit, they are not rock.

So, lets try and stick to the subject shall we, i.e. Bands who are either exclusively rock, or at least have a number of rock records to their shame.

Well....
I believe the classification of what rock might or might not be is subject to opinion and perspective, less debate.

As all the musical oeuvres have criss-crossed and then back again to meld into a lump category.

The term popular music might be easier to define and digest.
Specifics within contemporary music styles is varied and difficult to define.


...The so-called "King of Rock", Elvis isn't/wasn't rock either - even if he was romantically overrated.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

.The so-called "King of Rock", Elvis isn't/wasn't rock either - even if he was romantically overrated.

Bloody hell.

That made sense.

Has somebody nicked Jeffs login again?

It's almost two in the morning here Elvis was sexy. And so am I.

I don't like all those death metal bands that want you to be a zombie, and they all seem to come from Jermany. And play the most ear splitting horrendous noise and wear plastic leather.

Also those little twee girl band thingies who wear shorts that no mother would let er daughter out in.

And i don't like Pink Floyd.... or Nirvana. Or Deacon Blue.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Also those little twee girl band thingies who wear shorts that no mother would let er daughter out in. And i don't like Pink Floyd....

Your red reppo is in the post.

I am awaiting numerous. Bring um on. And that shite Tubular Bells, may as well add a few more.

Oh, the girl band things. Crap.

Originally Posted by patsycat

. And that shite Tubular Bells

Have a listen to Tubular Bells III.

OK, i shall. Why not. But only if you watch one of Bruce Springsteens recent concerts and see how good they are?

Deal.

Which one are you going to watch?

Fuck knows.

He's shite.

You post one up - make it a good one mind.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Remember they go on for at least three hours

Don't do it Withnall. She's tricking you. There are no good Bruce Springsteen concerts.