My all-time top five are as follows;
1. Dirtydog
2. Socal
3. Smeg
4. The gent
5. Forgotten his nick but some guy who lived up in the boonies with a young son he adored and a grasping Thai wife he despised. He ranted and raved in every post about life in the village. Well and truly banned and all posts removed. More is the pity. The man had a sledgehammer wit and I appreciated it.