Thread: Guess the object

Just had a mate slap this on the bar

Its a vibrating cock ring, mmm i think They are for sale in lots of low end bar toilets along with the little blue tablets, so my friend tells me

OP: Was this a discreet overture from your "mate"? Possible dating opportunity?

Colostomy bag?

Originally Posted by Breny

Its a vibrating cock ring, mmm i think They are for sale in lots of low end bar toilets along with the little blue tablets, so my friend tells me

never fit the 'old boy' in there

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

OP: Was this a discreet overture from your "mate"? Possible dating opportunity?

Naa, i once bought a remote controlled "love egg" for a filly i was seeing. Great fun.

Give us a hint dill, what kind of bar were you and your mate in ? wasnt one of those blue oyster sort of places was it?

Well done Breny,
it is indeed a cock ring, purchased for roughly 300 baht with a battery life of 30 minutes. I dont know why people feel the need to share that with me, i gave it to some car park attendant, who assured me it would be put to good use later

Funny you should say that BLD, there is a shy moustachioed guy in proximity

^ That's the come on signal.
And to poofs in the back having a kiss.

You've gone the full poof!

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

OP: Was this a discreet overture from your "mate"? Possible dating opportunity?

Strictly platonic Sir

Hoorahh, is there a prize for winning?, second thoughts.. Im good thanks.

Yes Breny, you get to spend an evening on the receiving end of the ring with this shifter

Sun dried Abalone often used as a pleasure release in N Korean enemas

shouldn't those car keys be in a bowl. Those drinks look absolutley Fabulous darling. I can hear the blue oyster club music from here, da da da da daa. Snazzy shoes also, are they velvet?

Originally Posted by david44

Sun dried Abalone often used as a pleasure release in N Korean enemas

North Korea has many enema's...such as USA, UK and crufts who dislike their 4 legged cash cows being consumed. Long live fatboy young.

Dil has gone full poof, I see. It was only a matter of time, being a Northerner and such...

Hasn't been on the thread for 30 minutes, probably in the public convenience with his new mate.

^He looks the sort who would happily bum the fxck out of a guy, and then kill them for being a fag. Im guessing he is in the armed forces.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Yes Breny, you get to spend an evening on the receiving end of the ring with this shifter

Calling POOF on the shoes. What they fuck are they? Red suede loafers???? ?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

a battery life of 30 minutes.

Well, that should be OK for ten shags,Dill!

Maybe more, after you tellin' me about your 'small' promplem...

Originally Posted by charleyboy

Originally Posted by Dillinger

a battery life of 30 minutes.

Well, that should be OK for ten shags,Dill!

Maybe more, after you tellin' me about your 'small' promplem...

Pleasures are for sharing it's prob for rugger buggers a minute each in the scrums

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Yes Breny, you get to spend an evening on the receiving end of the ring with this shifter

Calling POOF on the shoes. What they fuck are they? Red suede loafers???? ?

No comments on the drinks? If that's not a gay meet-up, don't know what is!

Keys on the table, my place if you wanna, baby, stylee...

^ Was not gonna call shifter or poof until I scrolled to the bottom of the pic and saw "the shoe".

My gaydar is fully activated.

Originally Posted by Bogon

My gaydar is fully activated.

Did it spot the cherry in that orange drink?