The next best place to live

**stroller** · 30-05-2007, 11:52 PM

Have the TV boys sent you again to work your foul ladyboy mouth over here, babe?

**BambinA** · 31-05-2007, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by stroller

Have the TV boys sent you again to work your foul ladyboy mouth over here, babe?

yes but no but yes but no.Computer says focking no.

I may have a foul mouth and you may have a c-nt face with uterine inertia or uterine prolapse 's tongue, babe?

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**Sir Burr** · 31-05-2007, 02:21 AM

BambinA 1 Stroller 0

**Little Chuchok** · 31-05-2007, 07:04 AM

^Yes.Stroller just had a proverbial ass spanking.

**Rigger** · 31-05-2007, 11:42 AM

Actually even though Bambina is a poof with mental problems as well as being retarded enough to cut his cock off and let guys bugger his Ascaris ass hole. His only choice of country where he would be welcome would most probably be Germany.So bambina you twisted monkeys ass how many of them old pooves on TV have you done and how much did they pay you

**walrus** · 31-05-2007, 12:06 PM

^

You seem to be getting aroused Rigger ...?!

**stroller** · 31-05-2007, 12:11 PM

Do you think anyone would do that thing and pay money for it?
His arse has been poked so deep the shit is pouring out of his mouth these days.

It's into kinky medical stuff as well, by the sounds of it - might be a good source for ketamine or whatever it gets out on.

**DrAndy** · 31-05-2007, 08:24 PM

I think Oman is a wonderful country, great trips into the desert, wadis and fantastic diving. Beautiful mountains, safe as houses and good food

unfortunately, all that is not enough, there is no pussy available except for a few nurses and some bored expat wives

**Boon Mee** · 31-05-2007, 08:38 PM

^
Yeah...reminds me of Bahrain.
Shiek's Beach with the BA crew!

(British Airways)

**Rigger** · 31-05-2007, 08:54 PM

When where you in Oman last as it has changed greatly over the last 10 years.

**peterpan** · 01-06-2007, 04:39 AM

I havn't been there Rig, but I know its dry, hot, no pussy and its full of towel headed camel jockies.

I know enough already

**Rigger** · 01-06-2007, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

no pussy

Last time I went out on the town in Oman I had to fight all them chinese hookers off

**peterpan** · 01-06-2007, 03:41 PM

Thats because your a hansum man

**dirtydog** · 01-06-2007, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

I had to fight all them chinese hookers off

Why would you fight them off? Were they after your handbag

**DrAndy** · 01-06-2007, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by peterpan

no pussy

Last time I went out on the town in Oman I had to fight all them chinese hookers off

were you asking me when I was there last? about ten years! so possibly true

as for lots of Chinese hookers now, that's nice

how did you quote Peterpan saying what I said, clever?

**stroller** · 01-06-2007, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

how did you quote Peterpan saying what I said, clever?

It's a glitch in the software, it sometimes gets the name of the last post in the thread for partial quotes.

**Rigger** · 01-06-2007, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Thats because your a hansum man

Well compared to you and DD I would be the worlds next top model

**Rigger** · 01-06-2007, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Why would you fight them off? Were they after your handbag

No I didnt have it on me that night. Anyway they kept coming over and rubbing me trouser snake. When I told them I wasnt interested they started telling me that they were ladyboys

**stroller** · 01-06-2007, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

When I told them I wasnt interested they started telling me that they were ladyboys

Did you change your mind after that?

**DrAndy** · 01-06-2007, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

Originally Posted by Rigger

When I told them I wasnt interested they started telling me that they were ladyboys

Did you change your mind after that?

obviously, otherwise he would have let them finish

**Rigger** · 01-06-2007, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

Did you change your mind after that?

Not just told them that I wasnt german and they left

**peterpan** · 01-06-2007, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Why would you fight them off? Were they after your handbag

No I didnt have it on me that night. Anyway they kept coming over and rubbing me trouser snake. When I told them I wasnt interested unless they were ladyboys

Ok fair enough mate.

**Frankenstein** · 01-06-2007, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Why would you fight them off? Were they after your handbag

No I didnt have it on me that night. Anyway they kept coming over and rubbing me trouser snake. When I told them I wasnt interested one of them told me he was the singer in my favourite band Savage Garden, at which point he caught my interest and persuaded me into changing my mind and to boldly explore the horizons of my budding alternative sexuality, something which proved to be highly educational despite the slight discomfort suffered from the ensuing rectal pain, from which I am aggrieved to report I have not yet fully recovered. Notwithstanding the same, I have solemnly sworn myself to continued sexual exploits, and as a rather unexpected result of being open about this, I have found the rig, on the whole, is now a much more harmonic working environment for all people concerned, with budding romance even among the hardest of men which is a feast for sore eyes even to the most cynical among the crew.
I knew they'd all make great sailors given sufficient time.

Thank you for sharing.

**Rigger** · 01-06-2007, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Why would you fight them off? Were they after your handbag

No I didnt have it on me that night. Anyway they kept coming over and rubbing me trouser snake. When I told them I wasnt interested one of them told me he was the singer in my favourite band Savage Garden, at which point he caught my interested and persuaded me into changing my mind and to boldly explore the horizons of my budding alternative sexuality, something which proved to be highly educational despite the slightly discomfort suffered from the ensuing rectal pain, from which I am aggrieved to report I have not yet fully recovered. Notwithstanding the same, I have solemnly sworn myself to continued sexual exploits, and as a rather unexpected result of being open about this, I have found the rig, on the whole, is now a much more harmonic working environment for all people concerned, with budding romance even among the hardest of men which is a feast for sore eyes even to the most cynical among the crew.
I knew they'd all make great sailors given sufficient time.

Thank you for sharing.

Does that meen I am gay now

**stroller** · 01-06-2007, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

Yes I discovered I am gay now

I have not judged you in the past, and won't judge you now, my friend.

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