Choose a book for the smallest room.

**chassamui** · 08-04-2014, 02:09 AM

When my sister resettled in Lincolnshire she had the luxury of two toilets. The guest closet had a small library in there, with well chosen material for a brief sojourn.
If you had a choice of literature, which books would you find suitable for such occasions?

I am currently re- reading Bill Bryson; Made in America. A good anthology to dip into in a spare moment. for such occcasions?
What books would you recommend?

**BaitongBoy** · 08-04-2014, 02:27 AM

Bush's Memoirs...Soft page version for obvious reasons...

**jizzybloke** · 08-04-2014, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by chassamui

Bill Bryson; Made in America.

pretty sure I read that in the toilet, a few of his others too!

Jeremy Clarksons books are a good turnout read, a few pages per chapter is just about right before the legs go numb!

**Thormaturge** · 08-04-2014, 03:52 AM

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Bush's Memoirs...Soft page version for obvious reasons...

I was thinking of The Bible, although I would probably be inclined to throw the whole book in at once.

**patsycat** · 08-04-2014, 04:26 AM

The Larsen cartoon books were always at a friends house.

**wasabi** · 08-04-2014, 04:48 AM

Viz
Good to laugh when crapping.

**Rural Surin** · 08-04-2014, 06:07 AM

What is it with such cultural circles that find it necessary to have reading material when on the crapper?? A psychological fitting or what...?

**Thormaturge** · 08-04-2014, 06:18 AM

Private Eye would be a good read.

Plenty of short articles.

**Sailing into trouble** · 08-04-2014, 07:27 AM

Ya When I have to go I GO! So mine would have to be short book as well. Possibly Italian Book of War Hero's.

**Albert Shagnastier** · 08-04-2014, 07:32 AM

Couple of years worth of National Geographic's is always a good call.

**palexxxx** · 08-04-2014, 07:53 AM

^ or Readers Digests.

**slackula** · 08-04-2014, 08:13 AM

The Collected Musings of Rural Surin

Guaranteed to bore the shit out of anybody

**BaitongBoy** · 08-04-2014, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by patsycat

The Larsen cartoon books were always at a friends house.

Yep...Good one, patsycat...Love his Far Side strips...Gary Larson...

**peaches** · 08-04-2014, 08:25 AM

The Perfumed Garden.

**leemo** · 08-04-2014, 09:06 AM

Atlas Shrugged; guaranteed to keep you riveted for long sessions.

**DJ Pat** · 08-04-2014, 09:25 AM

Got a stack of light reading, 101 Common Delusions, a few old Viz magazines, Guiness book of Records 2009 always something new to learn

**BaitongBoy** · 08-04-2014, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Guiness book of Records 2009

5 years out of date, Pat...Can't shit on old records...

**Bettyboo** · 08-04-2014, 09:28 AM

I don't think you should be encouraging folks to read on the thrown; very bizarre...

**Thormaturge** · 08-04-2014, 09:35 AM

Here's a good one....

**Gilbert** · 08-04-2014, 09:36 AM

A copy of razzle and a tub of lard.

However, when we have company, books of funny quotations are often interesting and joke books.

**Smug Farang Bore** · 08-04-2014, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by wasabi

Viz
Good to laugh when crapping.

Beat me to it.

**withnallstoke** · 08-04-2014, 09:53 AM

Any book in any language.

There is nowt worse than trying to read the labels on shampoo (

) bottles and toothpaste tubes.

**chassamui** · 08-04-2014, 11:34 AM

^Especially if they are in a foreign language. I have so far managed to avoid brushing my teeth with pile ointment.
Betty why are you being so anal? Anytime spent on the crapper is wasted unless you have a good read.

**billy the kid** · 08-04-2014, 02:59 PM

something that scares the crap out of ya.

**Mr Lick** · 08-04-2014, 03:11 PM

The Masturbators Guide to Masturbating - Illustrated hardback version

Never read it myself but comes highly recommended for wankers everywhere.

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