Thread: What are you drinking today?

I intimated that you were ogling a man
Nev pulled me up on my gender violence
And I explained that you likely carried a condom

Originally Posted by Edmond

Homemade iced flower tea on the verandah. (Lavender, jasmine, ginger, lemongrass, rose buds and stick of cinnamon.) Puuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfectimo.

The older I getz, the more I enjoyz just sitting on the verandah upon an easy afternoon, with an 880ml heavyset glass of delicious homemade iced flower tea. Big blue skies and big green leaves, lovely warmth in the air and nothing but the sounds of nature, the slight whurrr of the fan, and the gentle chimes of facebook notifications ringing in the meltdowns of our American brothers after the previous day's work.




A lil verandah buddy lolling about.








And a fresh 26 yr old gym-gal on the hook.


Iced tea Afternoons are quickly becoming me favourite time of the day.


#lavender.life
#iced.tea.living

Did they send you down for three weeks for underage sex?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Did they send you down for three weeks for underage sex?

Alleged superbike theft after being setup with a test ride. :/


Great for weight loss. Great for weight loss.


Ah shure, wot's life without a lil excitement now n again Mike.

He seems to be trying to imply that you fcuk underage girls .

The cheeky cnut

Just because the girls are shorter than you does not mean they are underage

Originally Posted by baldrick

cheeky

Well, he certainly wasn't gaunt in the pics PH posted up.

This is more like it, might hang around now that I'm back.


Flower tea recipes from our fellow innocent tea dee'ers welcome.

Originally Posted by baldrick

He seems to be trying to imply that you fcuk underage girls .

The cheeky cnut

Just because the girls are shorter than you does not mean they are underage

I meant under a certain age, apologies

Originally Posted by Edmond

Flower tea recipes from our fellow innocent tea dee'ers welcome.

Golden chain, lovely golden hue

Originally Posted by baldrick

Just because the girls are shorter than you does not mean they are underage

Anyone smaller than Eddie without dwarfism is about 6

^^ Lazada'ing


^ 5 foot 10+ the same as your belt and well you know it.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Did they send you down for three weeks for underage sex?

He spent his time recovering in ICU after the girls father caught up with him.

Originally Posted by baldrick

He seems to be trying to imply that you fcuk underage girls .

The cheeky cnut

Just because the girls are shorter than you does not mean they are underage

Gotta put em on the shortlist

James Squire - Stride Lo Carb Pale Ale - Dry citrus notes - defo a beach beer
Stone and Wood - Pacific Ale - Fruity with milder dry citrus - another beach beer

^ Why not just wear the usual hat with corks?

It looks pretty stupid, no?


I have to admit that it's been a pretty busy seven months in Isaan... apart from intense boredom I've been introduced to all sorts of shit... 90 day reporting, 90 day reporting... oh, and there was 90 day reporting.

Not to mention spending seven months straight with The Kommandant.

Well, to be fair, I do get a couple of hours of respite per day, when I drive through the fukn awful Korat traffic twice a day for the school runs... while said Kommandant lies comatose on the sofa... 'watching' Thai TV.

Anyway, this ain't a post about a lost seven months that yer'll never get back, which could (optimistically) represent 2 or 3% of my remaining life? If I sort shit out?

It's more about a celebration of of family life before I depart from Norway very soon.

Friday night... gotta say that I couldn't wish for better company.



Despite our history, I will really miss this guy.

Ok, so he ain't completely 'normal' but there's just something about him. Maybe I just know that he wouldn't survive out there without help, no way.

But that goes for all of our mutley pack.



I've done this shit for long enough that leaving for an offshore trip shouldn't have any effect, but it does. And the longer you've been hoe the easier it is.

A regular 4 on, 4 off and no problem. Stay at home for seven months and it's different.

It makes it a big disruption.

Which can mean an extra Friday night drink...

But no... I still keep it real, that's not a genuine Hong Thong of course, I haven't gone completely mad!



Fuk me, even Yogi searches for other company... hint taken.

It's well time for me to get back to work!

Get yer arse back to work mate 7 month off is making you stale. You have lost you're mojo. 4 on 4 off is perfect. 7 months in isaan off?.No.