Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
Chitty, is she one of yours?
No, it's her daughter!


Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
Have you considered applying a 2nd passport?
It's my second passport that needs renewing. To be honest, two ain't enough but that's all I can get.

Still, now that they demand offshore medicals every six months I am covered for regular Bangkok visits.



I wouldn't say that I've stuck rigidly to 'Dry January' but I have pretty much stopped drinking altogether. I just have the one beer or cider of an evening, with maybe just one or two nips of Ya Dong.

Damp January.



I don't know about February, but I forecast just a 'Moist March'.


Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
I see the gardener is still making you drink yaa dong against your will, Mendip.

#prayformendipandhisliver
Strangely enough Nev, this Ya Dong isn't very strong at all, I reckon no stronger than maybe a fortified wine... 16 or 18% maybe? It's certainly nothing like a proper whisky but just tastes so bad it feels stronger.

Anyway, time for a refill.