Thread: What are you drinking today?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Nice stout on the right.

Are you talking about Yogi? he'll be most upset as we've been on portion control these past few days.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

That's a good ABV. One thing I like about my states visit, 7 to 8 ABV craft beer......and no I never piss the bed like Dil does with 5.0 Peroni..... Dil needs to practice his Kegels......

To be honest Stumps, I generally prefer something around 5% or less, especially if I'm out for the day. I like to drink the volume without losing control... and I'm talking holding it together, not bladder control.

Obviously I have done a 'Dil' once in a while... the last time was on the sofa, not the bed (thank goodness). But in my defense my back suddenly went, and so, simultaneously, did my bladder.

Of course the daughter doesn't appreciate the finer points of an aging body wetting the sofa which makes taking the moral high ground very difficult at times.

Originally Posted by bsnub

The Brits are all pissing and shitting their beds.

So what do you do in the US of A that's any better then, Snubs?