^You know the Indo ladies Willy. You can give me the good oil.
What is this book she keeps on a display stand beside her bed at her place?
She told me it is the bible translated into bahasa but I suspect it may be some work of Islamic sorcery and that she will incant some ancient spells and proselytise me while I sleep
(yes I know I could google it but I choose to live in a state of mystery and wondering instead)