Thread: What are you drinking today?

Thank God for removing the craving to drink any alcohol 18 years ago.
Living life on life's terms has done me the world of good.
I'm trying to give up coffee but not so easy as I thought.

This is the kind of thread that Ajarn,com used to have in their raise your post sub forum for TEFLers trying to raise their self esteem. Is King Willy a teacher?

What's next Willy, what did you eat for breakfast?

Originally Posted by ChalkyDee

Thank God for removing the craving to drink any alcohol 18 years ago.
Living life on life's terms has done me the world of good.
I'm trying to give up coffee but not so easy as I thought.

This is the kind of thread that Ajarn,com used to have in their raise your post sub forum for TEFLers trying to raise their self esteem. Is King Willy a teacher?

What's next Willy, what did you eat for breakfast?

You've always come across as a miserable fucker to me, full of self importance because you have got citizenship of a third world country and a jolly good reason not to give up drinking.

Originally Posted by ChalkyDee

What's next Willy, what did you eat for breakfast?

Thatll be beer too

Jolly good show, old bean. Jolly good positive sharing. Are you an English hiso by any chance? I don't have citizenship of a developing country(stay up with the times). Anyways, gave me a jolly good laugh.

Brought Grand Marnier with me this time round. I'm not sure I will let the locals have a tasting...they can stick with the Benedictine...

Monday chamomile tea night. -_-



Mental note. Don't sit next to Chalkydee at the next TD get together.

Fucking lovely, and you've gone 18 years without this, drinking green tea and worshiping Buddha. I'll stick with the beer, love you chalkydee.

My cousins not had a drink since 1995.

Fooking horrible person before and even worse now.

Fooker needs to lighten up and have a pint of happy juice, miserable cvnt.

Get onit like a car bonnet

Misses having another Dillinger drink, this fucker cost about £8 and not being a fan of rose I still thought I'd do the decent thing and have a sip and it was surprisingly nice but I'll still leave these girly drinks to the misses and Dillinger.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

My cousins not had a drink since 1995.

Fooking horrible person before and even worse now.

Fooker needs to lighten up and have a pint of happy juice, miserable cvnt.

Get onit like a car bonnet

Just send him for a night out with simple Sybil and they will both end up topping themselves, win win.

Originally Posted by ChalkyDee

Jolly good show, old bean. Jolly good positive sharing. Are you an English hiso by any chance? I don't have citizenship of a developing country(stay up with the times). Anyways, gave me a jolly good laugh.

Nah, like you I'm a jock but unlike you I want an independent Scotland with a centre right government who can make the country genuinely independent not some left wing socialist experiment from the likes of you who run away and won't fight for what you allegedly believe in.

I'll let you in a little secret Chalkydee, many of us true Scots want a free Scotland, we just don't want a Salmond/ Sturgeon left wing socialist state. Get a centre independent party in Scotland free of the SNP and the hated Tories who still took 10+ seats in last GE a record Tory haul, then we can both have our dream of an independent Scotland. But then again only one of us will be living it. You are another fraud. Spouting socialism while crying for third world dictatorship Thai citizenship.

Originally Posted by buriramboy

You are another fraud

...what on earth are you drinking today?...

Nothing yet but taking the missus to the pub for lunch catching the bus,so it could be a big one.

Originally Posted by buriramboy

Nah, like you I'm a jock but unlike you I want an independent Scotland with a centre right government who can make the country genuinely independent not some left wing socialist experiment from the likes of you who run away and won't fight for what you allegedly believe in.

I'll let you in a little secret Chalkydee, many of us true Scots want a free Scotland, we just don't want a Salmond/ Sturgeon left wing socialist state. Get a centre independent party in Scotland free of the SNP and the hated Tories who still took 10+ seats in last GE a record Tory haul, then we can both have our dream of an independent Scotland. But then again only one of us will be living it. You are another fraud. Spouting socialism while crying for third world dictatorship Thai citizenship.

You are the type of person that kills forums and make me sign out for months at a time. First, you insult people, and post pictures of your wife getting pissed.
When have I ever told you what my views on independent Scotland are? I actually have the same views as you. I haven't, you spout the first shite that comes into your mouth.
By living abroad, I am running away, please explain. "Spouting socialism" - now I know you are deluded, or drunk. Please post ANYTHING that makes you come to this conclusion.
AS for my getting Thai citizenship, like I've heard from so many like you, it just a case of sour grapes, jealousy and low self-esteem. Bye, and have fun on an forum for expats in Thailand, oh, but your aren't one, you sad old drunken git.

Originally Posted by Troy

Brought Grand Marnier

Originally Posted by ChalkyDee

breakfast?

thus

Originally Posted by ChalkyDee

and make me sign out for months at a time

no one misses the naive pompous idiot

Originally Posted by ChalkyDee

post pictures of your wife getting pissed.

I hardly think she will get tipsy on that wee bottle, McSomchai

Originally Posted by baldrick

thus






no one misses the naive pompous idiot

You're another rude prick. You'll feel right at home in the Thermae. Is that how you know Buruiram man?

The Chalky Dee and bellend’s guide to nights out

EVERYONE loves pubbing and clubbing at the weekend, but are you doing it in a way that causes maximum aggravation for fellow revellers? Follow Chalky's guide.

Make a song and fucking dance of getting a few drinks in

Don’t just ask your friends, “What would everyone like to drink?” Instead stand by the bar and holler at your table: “Gary! GARY! OI! GARY! GARY! STELLA? OI! YER WOT? GARY! STELLA? RIGHT MATE. OI! WHAT DOES NEIL WANT? I SAID -”

Be a Poundland Begbie in nightclubs

Instigate weird confrontations, for example by informing a group of strangers that a drink has gone missing from your table. When challenged in the slightest way, magnanimously declare “You’re alright, mate” and scuttle off, just leaving everyone confused.

Be totally anal about stools

In a nutshell: “I asked you if that stool was taken and you said your friend was coming but she hasn’t come and that was 25 minutes ago and if she’s not coming I think we should be allowed to have the stool because there are eight of us and…”

Racially abuse people serving you nice food

There’s no better way to show your appreciation for delicious, affordable food like kebabs than telling the friendly people who made them they should go back to their own country.

Stick to busy bars like a limpet

In busy pubs, sit or stand by the bar with your mates and make it as difficult as possible for other people to get served. Hold your positions with the tenacity of the Red Army in Stalingrad. If someone does manage to squeeze past you, look at them as if they are being a prick for wanting to buy drinks in a pub.

Remember cab queues don’t exist

At taxi ranks, just pile into any cab you see. Those 30 people standing nearby in a queue-like line are probably just enjoying looking at the night sky.

Is Kiki-Dee a priest or just a wanker ?

Originally Posted by buriramboy

we can both have our dream of an independent Scotland. But then again only one of us will be living it.

Wtf are you on about with that, you drunken moron.

You're an Essex chav to the bone.

You have about as much involvement with Scotland as you do with the company that made you your money.

Unlike the company, Scotland didn't even have to pay you to stay away.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Wtf are you on about with that, you drunken moron.

You're an Essex chav to the bone.

You have about as much involvement with Scotland as you do with the company that made you your money.

Unlike the company, Scotland didn't even have to pay you to stay away.

Poor simple Sybil still crying about West Brom being relegated. That the longest rant you've ever made? Butt hurt must be strong.

Originally Posted by bobo746

Is Kiki-Dee a priest or just a wanker ?

Simple Sybil is convinced it's me.

So, probably the latter.

Originally Posted by ChalkyDee

Edited - a bit below the belt.

And I missed it.


Dang. They're always the good ones.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Wtf are you on about with that, you drunken moron.

You're an Essex chav to the bone.

You have about as much involvement with Scotland as you do with the company that made you your money.

Unlike the company, Scotland didn't even have to pay you to stay away.

Wow. Is this the forum where rich people hang out?