What are you drinking today?

**klong toey** · 23-10-2017, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I was thinking flavoured condoms, but hes a bit of a prude old KT

I thought they were suppositoires.

**Dillinger** · 23-10-2017, 09:20 PM

^^ looks a bit cloudy that, i thought it was a Kahlua?

**Luigi** · 23-10-2017, 09:27 PM

Condensation on the glass.

Keep that muthafooker ice cold.

Helps mask the taste of ammonia.

**Luigi** · 27-10-2017, 03:32 PM

Think Daffodilly-Dildo mentioned he got this for the missus a while back.

Well it is a weekend afternoon and the carbonara does taste better when the chef is pissed.

so so...

...after 6 or 7 glasses.

Just hope I don't need me uterus removed next week.

**tomcat** · 27-10-2017, 03:34 PM

...on the balcony with JWB/soda...uterus is used for ice storage...

**klong toey** · 30-10-2017, 07:08 PM

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**Luigi** · 30-10-2017, 07:48 PM

The best way to spend 195b in Tesco Lotat. No doubt.

**klong toey** · 30-10-2017, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Luigi

The best way to spend 195b in Tesco Lotat. No doubt.

Add another's 585 baht then yes best buy in Lotat.

**Luigi** · 30-10-2017, 08:31 PM

Hang on hang on, I haven't got enough fingers and toes.

**Dillinger** · 30-10-2017, 08:36 PM

Today ive mostly been shitting beer and drinking this

**Luigi** · 30-10-2017, 09:04 PM

Hopefully the mrs was able to hobble around the place and take care of you.

**hallelujah** · 30-10-2017, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Today ive mostly been shitting beer and drinking this

Sounds likes You and the showbiz wiz have crossed paths.

Mandatory three day recovery period including the first day of the tom tits (so I've heard).

**Dillinger** · 30-10-2017, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by Luigi

Hopefully the mrs was able to hobble around the place and take care of you

She's as right as rain now.....nearly

. She was speaking to some woman the other day and after theyd finished chatting i asked what the woman had said and it turns out she'd had a propery hysterectomy with 8 inch scar and was out the next day on her scooter doing the grocery shopping.

So the next day i put the bins out , filled the mop bucket up and popped out to get the newspaper

Not before getting her a new cleaning buddy mind

Cheers for the idea Uncle Nev

**Neverna** · 30-10-2017, 09:35 PM

You is wewcome.

**Luigi** · 30-10-2017, 10:37 PM

If that kid works for 160baht a day, my place is a fookin' tip.

We can have a few beers in the garden while she's doing it.

**Dillinger** · 30-10-2017, 10:45 PM

Sure, if you can finish this finicky thing off

**klong toey** · 31-10-2017, 12:18 PM

Gert doesn't drink alcohol but she's got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

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**Neverna** · 08-11-2017, 08:56 PM

Charlie Wells triple hopped IPA

**Luigi** · 10-11-2017, 04:24 PM

Fancied a drop of afternoon Scotch, for some reason I walked outta Tops with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Swing.

Bladdy thing ruins a perfectly good drop of Evian.

**Luigi** · 10-11-2017, 06:21 PM

Does vastly improve after a few drams but.

**Chittychangchang** · 11-11-2017, 03:05 AM

Makes a change from walking out with this..

**tomcat** · 11-11-2017, 06:20 AM

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Makes a change from walking out with this..

...not too bad...except for the toothpick...

**Luigi** · 11-11-2017, 10:47 AM

Just like tomcat

it goes down easily.

**tomcat** · 11-11-2017, 01:09 PM

...and quickly...555

**Dillinger** · 11-11-2017, 01:54 PM

And leaves a nasty taste in Lulus throat

Theres no unmessy way to eat that cheesecake

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