Yeah, fuckem, Dill, them bloody single malt snobs. Look at me, no ice or fookall. And look at that soda .. Rock!! How fooking hard sounding is that!! None of that 'smooooth' single malt shite in my glass. Fuck, no.
Single malt is like jazz music but not everyone has evolved so far that they like it.
Maybe when you have grown older, eh?