Thread: Some prick stole the wheels off my wheelie bin!

Well the rubber outers on the wheels....



now, the damn thing is unsteady and wants to tip over. It's not like the were just laying around. Perhaps some kids wanted to build a billy cart.

You may have to look further than the noise abatement society


Were the tyres new? Cross ply or radials? Have any new people moved into your neighbourhood recently?

Originally Posted by Mr Lick

Have any new people moved into your neighbourhood recently?

Next door has been renovating, which means the folks have moved out while the builders/workers moved in.

I suspect them bastards.

Be on the look-out for home-made skateboards in your soi.

Maybe an opportunity to go for a set of larger rims (chrome spinners?) and some bitchin low profile rubber!

how old are you willy?????you need to get a life champ.

Pikeys......

Originally Posted by Necron99

Pikeys......

Have you spotted gravy lurking around the neighbourhood.

Not wheely good is it

Originally Posted by roger77

Not wheely good is it

Groan.

Originally Posted by laymond

how old are you willy?????you need to get a life champ.

Need to get a life ? What do you suggest, eh ?

How's your life then ? Can I have yours ? You're a prolific poster are you ? Done some great threads ? Where are they ? Should I perhaps engage in some shitfights instead ? Would that be more interesting ?

I thought it was interesting because I was equal parts perplexed and annoyed.

Originally Posted by Looper

Maybe an opportunity to go for a set of larger rims (chrome spinners?) and some bitchin low profile rubber!

bitchin ! Good idea !

Originally Posted by jamiejambos

Be on the look-out for home-made skateboards in your soi.

or billycarts! - to be honest, if it's a couple of kids I'll be impressed.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Pikeys......

Originally Posted by roger77

Not wheely good is it

groan, but worth a green.

Bash Street Kids?

where you wheely bin ?

I wheely bin jail.

I guess I can't call it a wheelie bin any more, it's now a topple bin.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by roger77

Not wheely good is it

groan, but worth a green.

That's nice.
What goes around comes around......
Bin there, done that.













How do we know that's YOUR bin and not just some random stolen bin from the innertubes?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Some prick stole the wheels off my wheelie bin!

What colour were they?

Originally Posted by Necron99

How do we know that's YOUR bin and not just some random stolen bin from the innertubes?

damnit.

Shall I include the Gravey disclaimer on each photo I take then ?

This pic was taken at the same time, in fact it was how I discovered this nefarious theft as I was putting the sign in the bin, that can be seen in the background and when I lifted the lid the bin fell over.

In vientiane they steal the entire bin, they wait for the garbage truck to empty it first , come to think of it its probably the garbage truck fuckers who keep stealing it

Fire-starters! To get the charcoal burning.

Originally Posted by baldrick

where you wheely bin ?

I wheely bin jail.

Meh.

A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks.

There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder. Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.

"Harro!" says the Japanese man. "Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again. "No ! no ! mate, Where's your dust bin?".

"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man, still perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your 'wheelie' bin?'"

"OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear.

"I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sister.........!"

Green owed.

Your car will be next. Next the wheels off the bike, then the stroller, then...555

Rubber tappers?

British invention,a wheel clamp