TeakDoor opens new lounge bar in Mai Arse

**Necron99** · 01-02-2014, 03:27 PM

Popular and leading Thai Expat Forum TeakDoor has announced the opening of its new Saloon & Goat Emporium in the very cool downtown Mai Arse.

Located conveniently 3 kilometers down a cobra infested dirt track, just 20 kilometers from the Khon Kaen highway turnoff, this latest hotspot is sure to be a hit with tourists and locals alike.

In search of advertising revenue, Bored Farang Weekly sent it's crack social scene reporter Marblight Ockers'r'cunts down to experience the vibe and drink in the sights and sounds of a welcome addition to Mai Arse's bustling tourist strip.

Haling from Stains, Proprietor ChangMakLoon said " I think it is an important step in keeping the forum current and in tune with the latest trends and technology" "The interface between web and hovel is really something, I'm pretty proud to have pulled myself off ".

While getting plastered on Lao Khao is obviously a main attraction, a wide selection of insects, offal and rotting fish are available from the superbly equipped kitchen.

Patrons can kick back and enjoy the local soi dogs interacting from the many shaded outdoor seats located on the main soi next to the open sewer. Each cool concrete table has it's own tablet computer stolen from local school children so patrons can browse the various goat related offers available in Mai Arse.

With the musical sounds of cockerel fights and sprout powered arse trumpeting massaging patrons ears, the atmosphere manages to be both hip and relaxing.
The Saloon also offers a fine selection of goats with private salons available out back for those seeking a little privacy.

The snaggle-toothed yet attractive crone who handles goat transactions is both subtle and knowledgeable, and far from being pushy, will wait for you to call on the services of a goat before explaining the options. After his 3rd M150 of Lao Khao, intrepid reporter Marblight conversed with the old hag at length about the options. "Ay was quite surprised to find Spanish goats on offer" he said, later adding,, "Aye, yer Spanish goat, now that be somfing vary rare in these parts"

While obviously seeking a synergy with it's online business, ChangMakLoon said all forum members are welcome and catered to. TV members will be especially pleased to find handy colostomy bag hook on each table and a complimentary emptying service handled by the host himself.

**Mid** · 01-02-2014, 03:35 PM

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**somtamslap** · 01-02-2014, 03:37 PM

En route...

**withnallstoke** · 01-02-2014, 03:53 PM

"I've bin, and it's fookin ace. Goats are quality, Lao Kao is nice and warm, and it's bastard miles from the filthy sea".

Tripadvisor

**withnallstoke** · 01-02-2014, 03:56 PM

"Couscous is something DJPat nails up the jacksy, twice"

Tripadvisor.

**Norton** · 01-02-2014, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by Necron99

Proprietor ChangMakLoon said " I think it is an important step in keeping the forum current and in tune with the latest trends and technology" "The interface between web an hovel is really something, I'm pretty proud to have pulled myself off ".

Dear Khun ChangMakLoon,

I dropped in. Had wonderful time with Ms SexGoatess. One minor complaint. Please eliminate the 20 sec wait between strokes. Irritating when on a roll. Breaks the rhythm.

Sincerely,
Nort the Snort

**Neverna** · 01-02-2014, 04:12 PM

I'm heading there now.

* Sent from my iPhone using the Teak Door app

**crippen** · 01-02-2014, 04:17 PM

Will have to find somewhere else to drink now Can't stand crowds.

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**hillbilly** · 01-02-2014, 04:27 PM

Soon to be one of my favorite places!

**charleyboy** · 01-02-2014, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Necron99

social scene reporter Marblight Ockers'r'cunts

Brilliant!

**kingwilly** · 01-02-2014, 04:34 PM

What a wank. (Tv one) TD one would be class, do members get a discount?

**charleyboy** · 01-02-2014, 04:38 PM

^ DJPat does.

**Necron99** · 01-02-2014, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

What a wank. (Tv one) TD one would be class, do members get a discount?

Take one "A" Level goat for the night, get a second goat of equal or lesser value absolutely free!

No Tabs for DJ Pat.

**November Rain** · 01-02-2014, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by Necron99

The snaggle-toothed yet attractive crone who handles goat transactions is both subtle and knowledgeable, and far from being pushy, will wait for you to call on the services of a goat before explaining the options.

Hey! I'm doing this for free, you know. No need to be rude about my looks! However, I'm glad you find my customer service up to par. Took bloody ages to learn about all them goats.

**Necron99** · 01-02-2014, 09:27 PM

Finding the walk in traffic in the area is not quite what was promised by the Mai Arse Chamber of Commerce, the Saloon Bar and Goat Emporium powered by TeakDoor has engaged leading viral advert consultants in the area.

**withnallstoke** · 01-02-2014, 09:43 PM

"Goat blurter"

Terrence, Tripadvisor.

**bangkokbonecollector** · 01-02-2014, 10:21 PM

Urhhh that's my wifes home guys, so just take it easy alright

PS. Thai visa is gay and all that incorporate it

**mrsquirrel** · 01-02-2014, 10:29 PM

Still there

**NickA** · 01-02-2014, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

What a wank. (Tv one) TD one would be class, do members get a discount?

Yes, but not if you're in jail

**Necron99** · 01-02-2014, 10:49 PM

The campaign hots up.

**mrsquirrel** · 01-02-2014, 10:52 PM

this is what TD flourished on in the past.

Organised trolling of Tv and ajarn

**Necron99** · 01-02-2014, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

this is what TD flourished on in the past.

Organised trolling of Tv and ajarn

No ones biting but. Must have the wrong bait.
Or they haven't read their own add.
Must be the most modded post on the forum that add.

**withnallstoke** · 02-02-2014, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by bangkokbonecollector

Urhhh that's my wifes home guys, so just take it easy alright

Great home there.
Do you sell motorcycle tree cuttings?

**wasabi** · 02-02-2014, 01:29 AM

There is no other place in the world like it,so different from anything we have experienced.

No, more like I am amazed at how many on here actually recognise this business,that,s why it's so damn funny,it cuts close to the bone.

**armstrong** · 02-02-2014, 10:29 AM

I went there today and managed to take a pic or 2.

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