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    Inconsequential jocos morality thread only..??

    How moral are you?



    A tongue in cheek thread for males AND females and OTHERS...Lol:

    So you are happily married or partnered in sunny Thailand?
    If/when you have those extra relationship stirrings for a different smell do you..?
    Go get a happy ending massage?
    Take a porn net cruise and indulge in self gratification?
    Take a vacation, visit a naughty bar or two and rent a sweet young thing?
    Establish a Mia Noi trap line?
    Bonk your partner thinking about a sweet young thing in the market/Tesco/711/rellie or...
    Get drunk and pass out?
    Other???
    Me: Really grateful to still get said stirrings...
    Being a sales type in previous life and on/in the road/air 80% of the time…..would probably not be in Thailand if I had thought to implement a better mobile password that ex could not guess.
    Sadly also one of my aging/somewhat enlarged and neglected trap line/baby sitter ladies thought it expedient to phone the ex…...Lol...
    Thailand is a whole different ball game of course!!…lol
    Hey! We are mostly all human right?

    FUCK!!!! A frickin big green tree snake just crawled under my feet through sliding doors inside the house!!! Lordy, lordy maybe a sign???

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    Quote Originally Posted by crepitas
    FUCK!!!! A frickin big green tree snake just crawled under my feet through sliding doors inside the house!!! Lordy, lordy maybe a sign???
    Have sex with it.

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    Personally, and this may come somewhat out of left field, I smear my penis with betel nut and offer it to old people.

    The results are tremendous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crepitas
    Take a porn net cruise and indulge in self gratification?

    Quote Originally Posted by crepitas
    Get drunk and pass out?
    usually those 2 options

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Personally, and this may come somewhat out of left field, I smear my penis with betel nut and offer it to old people.

    The results are tremendous.
    For who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    and this may come somewhat out of left field
    I doubt that, Slap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Personally, and this may come somewhat out of left field, I smear my penis with betel nut and offer it to old people.

    The results are tremendous.
    For who?
    Old Thai birds with no teeth.

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