Thread: What would you choose for your last meal.

A cumberland sausage sandwich with daddys sauce. Makes me cry just thinking about it.

I am surprised by the number of posters expressing a preference for fish.

Originally Posted by The Big Fella

I have never understood the last meal thing. I mean they are about to kill you but in some way want to appear civilised about it. J

Never understood why they blindfold someone when sentenced to die by firing squad.
Just turn them around and have them face the wall.

Then, for a giggle, you could quietly sneak up on them and shout "BANG!!!"


My last meal? Liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

In my present condition, a beef and Guiness pie washed down with several pints of bitter would probably do the job better than any executioner....

Originally Posted by Bangyai

A cumberland sausage sandwich with daddys sauce

Is that daddies special sauce?

Salma Hayek and Scarlett Johansson.

A salad with thousand island dressing, then a 2 inch thick porterhouse steak, cooked MR with a loaded baked potatoe ( butter, sour cream, bacon, cheddar cheese, fresh ground black pepper)

i'm at a cross roads, not sure if i would have a plate of fresh shellfish, or ribeye steak salad and thrice cooked chips, with a brandy and peppercorn cream sauce, think will go with the steak, for dessert would have to be fresh mango with coconut sticky rice, with coconut sauce.

feeling hungry now

Fillet Mignon, a pint of Guinness & two portions of Hairy pie.

Laab moo.

Yes Jofrey, but not the northern style that they purvey in Chiang Mai. As a side dish I would also choose moo khrob

Wait, I've changed my mind. I will have a honey roast ham sandwich on brown bread with English mustard, sliced tomatoes and plenty of pepper.

Oh for Gods sake man, put that bloody noose away.

I dont plan on going out like that I would prefer a blaze of glory.

snub is a blaze of glory a burger or summit.?

Originally Posted by bsnub

I dont plan on going out like that I would prefer a blaze of glory.

the prison guvnors brain with mushie peas and gravy.

Originally Posted by Iceman123

not the northern style that they purvey in Chiang Mai.

It would have to be roadside Issan style of course. Fiery as hell.

A cup of tea and a chocolate digestive.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

A cup of tea and a chocolate digestive.

It's the last supper slap, not foking elevenses. 555

I suppose I might be able to stretch my appetite to a hot mug of bovril and a philidelphia smeared cracker.

I'd have to have lashings of beer and smack for dessert though.

Originally Posted by wjblaney

psychedelic mushroom pizza with a case of Hoegaarden and quartered oranges.

Sounds good. I'd add some fast-acting poisonous mushrooms on the last slice, too. Drift off into a psychedelic pizza dream forever.

My mum used to cook us Chicken and Spaghetti in this wonderful sauce, it would just simmer away for hours and the smell would permeate through out our house .

Always drove me nuts even as a little kid.

Unfortunately I never took any notice on how she done it. When she died the recipe died with her.

Cant believe I never learned that recipe. One of my very few regrets.

Originally Posted by terry57

My mum used to cook us Chicken and Spaghetti in this wonderful sauce, it would just simmer away for hours and the smell would permeate through out our house .

Always drove me nuts even as a little kid.

Unfortunately I never took any notice on how she done it. When she died the recipe died with her.

Cant believe I never learned that recipe. One of my very few regrets.

Try to remember some of the main ingredients and we may be able to piece together this wonderful sauce.

I'm fucking boss at cooking. FACT.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I suppose I might be able to stretch my appetite to a hot mug of bovril and a philidelphia smeared cracker.

I'd have to have lashings of beer and smack for dessert though.

What's a Philly Cracker, Slap...?

I would refuse a last meal. Why ask for something nice from some kunt who's about to kill you. It's fucking barbaric.

I'm all for taking out fools with a firm base and relaxed chain punches, but I don't want to kill anyone.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I suppose I might be able to stretch my appetite to a hot mug of bovril and a philidelphia smeared cracker.

You're not taking this seriously at all are you mate? Think big, think lavish gastronomic delights.

Any suggestion of party sized monster munch will be deleted immediately.